A badge of shame worn by the low-paid, low-skilled workers at retail stores like Wal-Mart, Sam's Club and Home Depot. The smocks worn by employees of these stores are usually covered in advertising. They are also usually filthy. Source of the term smock job.
If you need to find a salesperson at Wal-Mart, just look for a nasty, big-assed white trash woman in stretch pants and a dirty smock. When you speak to her, you can put money on it that she will call you "hon."
by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004
Get the smockmug. The awful title of one of the most awful songs ever written. It was performed by the Starland Vocal Band, a group of talentless hacks who are living proof that you can, in fact, sell your soul to Satan in exchange for success.
If you were around in the 70's, as I was, the "song" Afternoon Delight will scar your psyche until your dying day.
by Led Zeppole March 18, 2004
Get the Afternoon delightmug. To fall down a very, VERY steep staircase (also known as a ladder), ideally landing hard on your tail bone. Named after Absecon, New Jersey, home of the world's steepest and most dangerous staircases.
by Led Zeppole October 11, 2003
Get the Absecon sleighridemug. An alternative name for the "short bus" or "tart cart." Combines "sped" (special education) with "ambulance."
by Led Zeppole November 23, 2003
Get the Spedulancemug. A recent nickname (first heard in 2003) for northern New Jersey, generally used by residents of South Jersey. Refers to the popular HBO series The Sopranos which takes place in North Jersey.
by Led Zeppole December 28, 2003
Get the Sopranolandmug. by Led Zeppole October 02, 2003
Get the wangerificmug. An intravenous drug addict who injects their fix between their toes to make the track marks less conspicuous.
Christopher Moltisanti was a toe popper, shooting heroin between his toes, before Tony Soprano sent him to rehab (and threatened to kill him).
by Led Zeppole November 08, 2003
Get the toe poppermug.