lebronisgoat's definitions

Maxisgay

Referring to a friend who is insanely white, nerdy and square.

Maxisgay guys.

by lebronisgoat October 29, 2018

bentpenisitis

A strange illness when you have a boner, your penis just bends and flops. Usually happens when you never jerk off or have beaten their meat too much.

Bro, I think I have bentpenisitis cause everytime I get a boner, my penis bends.
maxisgay has bentpenisitis
Tyler MacDonald has bentpenisitis

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

Max

A sad version of a human and is a disgrace to all. Should be out down.

Max is retarded

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

schlort

A skinny, tiny, shriveled up chode. It tends to fold and is impossible to jerk off with.

Holy shit dude, don't whip out your schlort in the changeroom bro.

by lebronisgoat October 31, 2018

James Kerr

An awesome guy who is cool with a huge dick and good style. He is also athletic and smart. Has lots of haters who are gay and have chodes and are schmucks.

Wow that dude James Kerr seems realy chill, why do so many cunts hate on him.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018

River dumps

When someone takes a shit into a river or body of water where people drink from. Usually occurs in the Dark Ages and poor countries.

Ew. Those people just crapped into the river where we're drinking from. Hey! Stop taking river dumps you ignorant fucks.

by lebronisgoat November 5, 2018

Slap my turkey

A way to say beating your meat.

Im gonna slap my turkey tonight even though its NoNutNovember.

by lebronisgoat November 2, 2018