leanne's definitions

lawman

thinks hes gods gift to women, when he most probably isnt!! aspiring d.j, but even he likes a bit of s club 7!!

thinks hes the worlds greatest sales person but his no sales and inappropriates well overshadow his ACTUAL sales.... ha ha dave TISSSSSSUEEEE!!

by Leanne March 11, 2004

retard wrangler

a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.

I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.

by Leanne May 28, 2003

scritchy

When something is both itchy and scratchy hence scritchy.

"My nose is scritchy"

by Leanne March 16, 2005

gah-huge snips

shortened from "got huge nipples."
overly large nipples

gross, that sick stripper has gah huge snips!

by leanne March 21, 2005

fatback

A female friend who is very good at being annoying

i.e. shut up fatback

by Leanne January 20, 2004

twatted

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

by Leanne April 2, 2005

dingys

scottish for no 'nae danger'

dingys em no gay

by leanne November 20, 2003