leah's definitions

shmuck

as told to me by a 90 year old jew: DIRTY PENIS

Girl I wouldn't touch his dick with a ten foot pole and dishwashin gloves-thats one skanky shmuck.

by Leah February 21, 2003

cuntfused

Being unsure of oneself. Confused to the extreme.

I was so cuntfused when she called me an assbasket.

by Leah October 19, 2003

Woot

1.) Woot is the expression that stoners to use to signfy that they "got a bag."

2.) Can be used while driving around town to scare pedestrians.

3.) Expression of excitment or great joy- happens quite often while stoned.

I've got some- WOOT!

Balls. WOOT!

WOOT! I'm so stoned! WOOT! WOOT!

by Leah July 1, 2004

Borange

When things go a bit more than pear shaped.

like when your monkey goes 'mysteriously' missing..

by leah January 6, 2005

lil

a term accidently used my blondes like me who can't pronounce little right

1: look at that girl! she's so lil!
2: don't you mean little

by leah April 11, 2005

Movie Faramir

David Wenham's character portrayal of Tolkein's Faramir in the Lord of the Rings film trilogy, directed by Peter Jackson. Movie Faramir is a bit darker than the Faramir in the Lord of the Rings books, but is more complex and ends up releasing the ring and Frodo anyways. He is often considered "really hot".

Movie Faramir's eyes seem to glow in the moonlight when standing near the forbidden pool, and his strawberry blonde hair gently plays with the breezes of the night. Then I interrupted the scene and presented him a baguette and some champaigne...

by Leah April 3, 2005

Lome

A state of one's person where they're so exhausted that everything is funny.

ha ha ha ha ha ha i am so in lome ha ha ha ha ha

by leah November 22, 2003