lawboy's definitions

Zion

A piece of paper, usually a bar napkin, that is flared on one end, and wrapped tightly to form a fine point on the other end. The device is then used to gently stab or poke other people in an annoying an harassing manner, usually when they are in the middle of a conversation with another person. When the victim objects to the poking, the user is to exclaim, "That be Zion."

Victim: Why the fuck are you poking me with that!

User: That be Zion.

by lawboy October 7, 2013

mogurt

As in "man-yogurt". The combination of body oil, sweat, fromunda cheese, and Gold Bond Medicated Powder, found in and around the undercarriage of an obese male.

Josh went to be beach again and left mogurt on my couch.

by lawboy October 4, 2013