laurenthecoochieinspector's definitions
the act of "whipping" your boyfriend, you're in control and he knows it and you're definitely not afraid to show it.
Dan: Hey you coming out with us to the bar later Eric?
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.
Eric: No, My girl is a powerful pussy sorry dude maybe another time.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the Powerful Pussymug. by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
Get the turtle tootmug. The act of being a total douche with good hygiene.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.
when there I a guy that is highly metrosexual and a total prick.
Casey: Hey Suzy, how's Anthony?
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!
Suzy: Terrible yesterday I took him 2 hours to get ready for the baby shower he is such a pampering prick!
Casey: How could you be late to you guy own baby shower?
Suzy: EXCATLY!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the pampering prickmug. this is when you lick someone face with all of your tongue hanging out of your mouth.
the act of licking ones face.
the act of licking ones face.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the giraffe lickmug. When a penis is inserted in a vagina, the vagina goes into a defensive state and clamps down making it impossible for your penis to escape the tunnel of doom.
or tiger pussied
or tiger pussied
Tom: Hey ricky did you get any buzz last night?
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!
Ricky: yeah but she totally pulled a tiger pussy on me, it hurt like a bitch!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the Tiger Pussymug. The act of taking a picture and failing at "duck lips" that it turns into "vagina lips"
The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.
The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.
The act of having lips that are so tiny and long they look like a vagina.
The act of kissing and squirting you spit in their mouth like a vagina would.
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the Vagina lipsmug. Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013
Get the turtle dumpingmug.