Definitions by lauren

take stock in 

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

take stock in by Lauren February 9, 2003

hard on 

having a great like toward something, esp. getting off because of this thing.

My stupid-ass ex-boyfriend has a freaking hard on for making people as miserable as he is.

hard on by Lauren February 8, 2003

livinghell 

describes all high school and college math courses.

UGH! algebra 2 is a freaking livinghell!

livinghell by Lauren February 8, 2003

Goat

a "fall-back" fuckbuddy. if you're civilized, it actually refers to a human being.

Kara fell way hard for Richard, but she's totally his goat.

Goat by Lauren February 6, 2003

virginnyun 

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

virginnyun by Lauren February 6, 2003

floss 

refers to a g-string, especially when it's showing.

hey girl! you're ass is nasty; we don't want to see any of your floss!

floss by Lauren February 6, 2003

cock in one's mouth 

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

cock in one's mouth by Lauren February 6, 2003