laura's definitions

convulge

The word stupid people use when they REALLY mean to say "convulse" or "converge."

I'm so stupid my head is convulging.

by Laura December 28, 2003

James Raskopf

The best man in the whole wide world. I love him. He is so witty, sweet, nice, funny, and soothing. I love you James Raskopf. I love you forever. <@> ^_^

Looking around, sighing, I wish that James Raskopf was here, so I can be complete.

by Laura January 21, 2005

mind wank

Basically having a wank in your mind..usually over someone sexy...(but doesn't have to be)...just taking the time to picture them in their sexiness.
Can be done by either gender...woo!

*Warning* May be accompanied by Homer Simpson-like drool noises

E.G 1.)
In HMV watching man perving over a poster of Avril Lavigne

Laura:Look at him having a mind wank over Avril
Liz:Eurgh

E.G 2.)
Liz and Laura(me)sitting down in Rackhams waiting for Laura C(not me) to try on some clothes

Laura:*insert name* is so fit isn't he?
Liz: Oh,I know yea! he would so get it!
Laura: He's just so gorgeous...I think i need a mind wank now!
Liz: Me too!

SILENCE FOR A FEW MOMENTS

Laura: Half naked Kylie on that T.V is putting me off..Dammit!!
Liz: You still having your mind wank?
Laura: Trying to.....Why?
Liz: Because i need a tissue!

*The above examples are purely fictional,as Laura and Liz are not this sad and do more interesting stuff in their free time*

by Laura December 20, 2003

rnb

booty shakin music, all you homies jip is cos u dont feel it. it has rythmn, it has beat, it has passion, it's all the singer's feelings summed up into a melody, the lovers language.

Joe - All the things your man won't do - listen to this song and then tell me you don't like RnB, if you don't feel this you're not alive.

by Laura January 15, 2004

curly fry

Someone who is attracted to the same sex.

Guy: That dude is so hot.
Girl: Are you gay?
Guy: No I'm straight, straight as a curly fry.

by Laura May 17, 2004

scally

a large group of young male scallies can be found shouting either abuse or sexual harrasment to female passers by. in a large group their laughter is inaudable but when a single scally becomes alone they are quiet and subdued. scallies all seem to know one another and groups are defined by the colour of their tracksuits (usually scallies only own one or two 'trackies' at most)

ay burd wanna giv us a nosh?
u gonna get shagged gearl?

by laura August 10, 2004

dicktionary

1)a dictionary of sexual terms.
2)the way someone who is stupid spells dictionary.

1)urbandictionary.com is almost a complete dicktionary.
2)Iz tha wird "kat" n tha dicktionary?

by Laura December 12, 2004