One Hit Wonder

They hit it once and they wonder where they got that itch

oh that girl be a one hit wonder

by Laura March 20, 2005

slipshod

poor work, half-assed effort.

The plumber's slipshod repair fell apart within a day.

by Laura December 26, 2004

Weirdo Laura

Random obsessive. Stalks anything with a penis.

"Look, there's another Weirdo Laura"

by Laura April 14, 2005

the bowser's stanes

the dog's bollocks in Scots

That deep fried Mars Bar was the bowser's stanes

by Laura June 04, 2003

Mangled

a distorted state in which the mind/body experiences uncommon feelings. Results from alcohol, drugs, beatings, etc. Can be used in present tense also.

Dragon knew he was mangled after he drank the entire keg - by himself - in 3 hours.

by Laura December 03, 2003

Poink

another word for hump shag bonk i made it up whilst in a chatroom and didnt wana use rude words!

"Fancy a good poinkin?!"
"Poink me goood baybeee!"

by Laura September 18, 2004

Disturbed

Kick-ass metal band with a really sexy lead singer!! Hell yeah! What more could you ask for?

any1 against Disturbed will be maimed, personally, by me, sometime in their life.

by Laura October 23, 2003