lars's definitions

swaggart

Term commonly and excessively used by John B. referring to any person/object within yelling distance. Meaning useless piece of fuck, little shit head, assface, etc.

"Fuckin' cocksucking piece of shit toilet. What a swaggart!" -John B.

by Lars November 13, 2004

Glort

That noise you make when you have to fart but the shit still manages to squeeze out somehow in liquid form.

(GLORT)! Damn time to change my undies again.

by Lars June 4, 2003

hi-def

A short-saying for high-definition.

Aww snap, dawg, that's a hi-def T.V.!

by Lars March 2, 2005

Manologue

When a man goes off on a monologue rather than lending space for diverse conversations to ensue.

At the meeting Tuesday I brought up the issue of what happened over the weekend and Tod went off on a manologue, not allowing any room for conversation.

by Lars April 29, 2021

GarfNart

Someone who does not know what a GarfNart is.

Falk is one big GarfNart.

by Lars April 18, 2005

Helicoptering

When a soldier jacks off in his bunk at night.

Paul was helicoptering and it kept me up all last night.

by Lars March 10, 2005

scranton

Titled ( Asshole/Armpit ) of the country. Lots of coal, stupid people, some decent restraunts and things to do. Some good things came out of scranton. Scranton is better than hazleton, glen lyon , tamaqua but far from good place to live.

Lets go to scranton and go to the stupid bar pool hall

Home of the steamtown mall

by lars February 24, 2005