garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.

My little brother is your garden variety brat.

by Laird December 09, 2003

Enron

an evil company that sapped money from California, screwed it's workers and shareholders, and worked with corrupt politicians (see Bill Clinton and George W. Bush) to pass laws to keep it at the top of the heap. was destroyed when a whistle-blower showed what an evil company they were.

Ken Lay jumped from the sinking Enron ship.

by Laird December 09, 2003

bite the dust

to lose, fail, get pwned.

Another one bites the dust!!

by Laird December 09, 2003

DuPont

a company started in Delaware by a French dude named DuPont (what a surprise). today, it's an international company that sells chemicals and shit.

My dad was laid off from DuPont Pharmacutical when Britol bought it up.

by Laird December 09, 2003

pole polishing

a blow job

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!

by Laird December 08, 2003

Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.

You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!

by Laird December 08, 2003

queerf

A gay guy having a really gross Blooday wet fart after intercourse with another gay guy

owen does it all the time

by laird April 07, 2005