garden variety

the usual, something/one which is indistinguishable from a group that is used to describe it/them.
My little brother is your garden variety brat.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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Enron

an evil company that sapped money from California, screwed it's workers and shareholders, and worked with corrupt politicians (see Bill Clinton and George W. Bush) to pass laws to keep it at the top of the heap. was destroyed when a whistle-blower showed what an evil company they were.
Ken Lay jumped from the sinking Enron ship.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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DuPont

a company started in Delaware by a French dude named DuPont (what a surprise). today, it's an international company that sells chemicals and shit.
My dad was laid off from DuPont Pharmacutical when Britol bought it up.
by Laird December 09, 2003
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pole polishing

Man, that 'ho knows how to give a pole polishing!
by Laird December 08, 2003
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Clear Channel

radio company that has near-total control of the radio airwaves in America. broadcasts the same old shit 24/7. see also monopoly.
You're listening to Clear Channel radio!!!!
by Laird December 08, 2003
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queerf

A gay guy having a really gross Blooday wet fart after intercourse with another gay guy
by laird April 07, 2005
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