Definitions by lady lynxx
I ain't never scurred!
Is a fake form of bravery to cover up the fact that you are in fact really scurred. Usually shouted out to make it sound authentic.
Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003
Popularized by the song of the same title by Bonecrusher in 2003
Dude 1: So are we gonna jack this Bentley coup or not? Don't tell me that you gone yella on me!
Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!
Dude 1: Aight, let's do this
Dude 2: Na bro! I ain't never scurred!
Dude 1: Aight, let's do this
I ain't never scurred! by lady lynxx April 14, 2009
Fu-man chu
Dude 1: Ha ha ha...omg...dude
Dude 2: What's so funny
Dude 1: Check out the chick in the booty shorts...
Dude 2: Oh I see her...she has some fu-man chu action going on. I'd still hit though...
Dude 1: Totally...
Dude 2: What's so funny
Dude 1: Check out the chick in the booty shorts...
Dude 2: Oh I see her...she has some fu-man chu action going on. I'd still hit though...
Dude 1: Totally...
Fu-man chu by lady lynxx April 9, 2009
Fun Bun Friday
Used to describe the last day of the working week when members of an office bring in sweet sugary buns, doughnuts, cakes and pastries for everyone else to binge on. The Starbucks Cinnamon bun is a good Fun Bun Friday staple as is the Krispy Kreme dozen donut box.
Secretary 1: Sandy, what day is it today?
Secretary 2: It's Wednesday dude...
Secretary 1: Damn...still two days left until Fun Bun Friday!
Secretary 2: Don't remind me! In fact I feel like a fun bun right now...
Secretary 1: F**k it. Let's go to Starbies!
Secretary 2: Cool...let's roll!
Secretary 2: It's Wednesday dude...
Secretary 1: Damn...still two days left until Fun Bun Friday!
Secretary 2: Don't remind me! In fact I feel like a fun bun right now...
Secretary 1: F**k it. Let's go to Starbies!
Secretary 2: Cool...let's roll!
Fun Bun Friday by lady lynxx April 9, 2009
Workfluffing
Basically a person who offers to help with work, but is really bluffing. They have an annoying habit of disappearing immediately after they offer to help thus leaving other people to fill in. The insult is when they conveniently turn up once the work has already been done.
Employee 1: Hey Amy! You look like you need some help there...I'll be free in like 5 minutes if you'd like a hand...
Employee 2: Oh thanks so much Becky! I'll call you in five!
*Employee 1 gets lost and isn't seen again for an hour*
Employee 3: Hey Amy, where's Becky? Isn't she meant to be helping you?
Employee 2: No, she's workfluffing again and I always fall for it!
Employee 3: Oh damn...I hate it when Becky workfluffs me. Makes me wanna smash her face in. Okay Amy I'll help you instead.
*Employee 1 returns an hour later*
Employee 1: Hey Amy, I'm sorry...I was on the phone to my doc about my appointment! It took forever dude!
Employee 3: Never mind Becky...I'm helping her
Employee 2 mumbles: I freaking hate workfluffers! Arrgh!
Employee 2: Oh thanks so much Becky! I'll call you in five!
*Employee 1 gets lost and isn't seen again for an hour*
Employee 3: Hey Amy, where's Becky? Isn't she meant to be helping you?
Employee 2: No, she's workfluffing again and I always fall for it!
Employee 3: Oh damn...I hate it when Becky workfluffs me. Makes me wanna smash her face in. Okay Amy I'll help you instead.
*Employee 1 returns an hour later*
Employee 1: Hey Amy, I'm sorry...I was on the phone to my doc about my appointment! It took forever dude!
Employee 3: Never mind Becky...I'm helping her
Employee 2 mumbles: I freaking hate workfluffers! Arrgh!
Workfluffing by lady lynxx April 6, 2009
Randomitis
An affliction that affects people and caused them to spit out random stuff that has nothing to do with the current conversation!
Two chicks on the exercise bikes at the gym;
Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…
Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…
Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…
Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’
Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...
Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
Chick 1: Man, this new workout is really making me drop some serious poundage! Or maybe it’s the South Beach diet working its magic…
Chick 2: Oh really? Good for you…I still can’t see the difference on my ass yet…
Chick 1: Well I’m totally gonna hit Victoria’s Secret at the end of the month and surprise my boo with some sexy lingerie…
Chick 2 starts singing loudly: ‘All the Single Ladies! All the Single Ladies!’
Chick 1: WTF was that? Can you please stay on topic...
Chick 2: Sorry dude…that was like total randomitis!
Randomitis by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
Above my Paygrade
Being asked to do something at work that is way above and beyond the pittance that you actually get paid. Can also be used in everyday situations when one is asked to do something that will inconvenience their everyday life.
Example 1
Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!
*Blank stare from Alice*
Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!
Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.
*Boss mumbles curses*
Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...
Example 2
Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?
Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...
Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...
Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.
Chick 1: True..true...
Boss: Alice, I need you to give me the calculations on those reports by close of play today!
*Blank stare from Alice*
Boss: Well don't just look at me...get started!
Alice: Dude, I'm just the secretary. Doing detailed reports is way above my paygrade.
*Boss mumbles curses*
Boss: Fine then! I'll get Smithers to do it...
Example 2
Chick 1: So did you hook up with Scotty in the end?
Chick 2: Nah, I found out that he was two-timing me so I bailed out...
Chick 1: That's a shame dude...but why didn't you fight for your man? I would have if it was me...
Chick 2: Sorry but fighting over a loser is way above my paygrade.
Chick 1: True..true...
Above my Paygrade by lady lynxx April 1, 2009
Happy Dust
Employee 1: Omg look at Katie. That woman is amazing..she worked 80 hours last week and still comes into work every morning so full of energy. I mean look at her, she's buzzing around the office like a little bee!
Employee 2: Oh I guess you don't know about Katie's little problem do you?
Employee 1: What problem?
Employee 2: She's just just high on the happy dust that's all. Katie is looking to get a promotion and is gonna do almost anything to get it!
Employee 1: Dang...and I thought she was just that brilliant! Now I feel like an idiot...
Employee 2: Sorry hun, that's the happy dust for ya!
Employee 2: Oh I guess you don't know about Katie's little problem do you?
Employee 1: What problem?
Employee 2: She's just just high on the happy dust that's all. Katie is looking to get a promotion and is gonna do almost anything to get it!
Employee 1: Dang...and I thought she was just that brilliant! Now I feel like an idiot...
Employee 2: Sorry hun, that's the happy dust for ya!
Happy Dust by lady lynxx April 1, 2009