Speir

One in perfect condition.

That woman is a Speir in every way!

by kyle October 03, 2004

dirty pete

When u take your penis and rub it in between the boobies.

Her tits were so nice i wanted to give her a dirty pete

by Kyle March 20, 2004

spunkrag

a towel or cloth used to wipe off semen after ejaculation.

Dude,you just dried your hair with my spunkrag!

by Kyle January 30, 2005

scrumdidlyumptious

1. very good
2. good times

-How was your class sweetie?
-It was scrumdidlyumptious!

by Kyle November 03, 2003

squaty nacho

When you tit fuck a girl backwards (i.e. sitting on her face) and fart in her face.

"Dude, I was tit fuckin' a chick backwards last night and I blew a fart in her face! Squaty Nacho style."

by Kyle February 11, 2005

nipple twinker

a person who twinkes a womans nipples

dude i would love to be jennifer lopez's nipple twinker

by kyle September 27, 2004

hook-up

to become boyfriend and girlfriend.

So, Tina...you wanna hook-up?

by kyle January 29, 2004