Definitions by kyle

Jack Johnson

New-Age folk singer who writes charming songs that often make you feel good. Jack Johnson's great to listen to no matter what mood you're in.

Go listen to "Brushfire Fairytales" and his newest "In Between Dreams." You'll feel alot better.

Jack Johnson by Kyle March 5, 2005

McDonalds 

And obviously Kyle was one of those multiple-chinned, lard-ass losers who did the suing..

Put the fork down, fatass!

McDonalds by Kyle March 3, 2005

idiot 

Pretty much the majority of most members on Urbandictionary.com

Yeah, you know it.....................

idiot by Kyle March 1, 2005

whip 

n. One who changes attention quickly and/or drmatically.

My english teacher pisses me off!
Hey look at that bird!

whip by kyle February 28, 2005

hoassbitch 

To be a ho, an ass, and a bitch all at the same damn time!

Yo...stop bein' a hoassbitch.

-or-

That foo' is bein' a hooassbitch, shit.

hoassbitch by Kyle February 28, 2005

Gallaro 

To botch a job up or just messing up in life in general. Attributes include horrible hand-eye coordination, ugliness, and ability to make others laugh at one's own expense.

He can't even walk straight because he trips over his own feet. He walks like a Gallaro

Gallaro by Kyle February 28, 2005

California 

A really nice state. Often ridiculed and stereotyped by people who either live in shitty states nobody cares about or they just have never been there.

Person #1: Man, California is so ghetto. Look at Los Angeles...
Person #2: Hick...

California by Kyle February 27, 2005