Definitions by kwashia

Bob Ross 

Modern painter and telivison teacher. Known for his large, white-man 'fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. Often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a 'friend' to the first. Paints against an all black background and is often shown on PBS in the wee hours of the morning.

"My botany Professor talks exactly like Bob Ross. He keeps calling flowers and trees 'happy' and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. And cause of his voice, I have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture."

Bob Ross by kwashia February 1, 2005

outer banks 

A series of narrow islands off the coast of the North Carolina mainland. An absolutely beautiful part of the world, especially in summer time. A great place to vacation if you wish to just sit back, relax at the ocean or on the balcony of a house and watch the sunset and the winds come in.

I think I've died and gone to the Outer Banks.

outer banks by kwashia January 11, 2005

popped collar 

On a polo shirt, the style of lifting the collar up instead of having it in its natural, down position.

"If I see another popped collar, necks will be broken!"

popped collar by kwashia January 11, 2005

we're all going to die

The disturbing but constant truth that life carries with it. Can be yelled at anyone and although its true, many people assume that the yeller is referring to a more pressing threat than time.

Ahh! We're all gonna die!

we're all going to die by kwashia January 11, 2005

Bay of Pigs

The gross misconception that only a dozen or so quickly and poorly CIA trained Cuban washups can overthrow an entire government.

"A million dollars to anyone who can tell me what the fuck the Kennedy Administration was thinking with the Bay of Pigs"

"I really thought the town could be ours! Looks like I pulled a Bay of Pigs"

Bay of Pigs by kwashia January 11, 2005

Severna Park

Small suburban town on the Severn River. South of Baltimore and a tad north of Maryland's capital Annapolis. It began as a just a trainstation stop on the Baltimore-Annapolis Railroad. Originally just a farm or two, the town really began in 1914 when Severn school was founded as a preparatory school for the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis. Much has changed since then. Severn School has become a private college preparatory school whose main attraction to many is simply the ability to tell people that they or his/her son/daughter attends/attended it. Though, of course, it is not all bad- the large majourity of the people are nice. But those who are not more than make up for the rest. The school is the reason for the stereotype that Severna Park is a snobbish town- many of its students are in fact commuters. Just down the street is the Severna Park High School- a more accurate sample of the average Parkie.

The present Severna Park features 11 majour residential communities, 3 majour roads, a coffee shop, 6 churches, a coffee shop, 5 gas stations, 5 schools, a coffee shop, a fine paved running trail from Annapolis to BWI, 3 banks, 2 liquor stores, and a coffee shop.

-Other Useful Facts-
Official Sport: Lacrosse
Most Popular Illegal Drug: Ectasy
Official Religion: Lacrosse
Most Common Musical Instrument: Guitar
Most Common Eyewear: Aviators

And one last bit of information that every Severna Park resident knows:

Spain:Mexico::Severna Park:Glen Bernie

Well pop my collar- looks like I'm spendin' the day in Severna Park!

Severna Park by kwashia January 9, 2005

Annapolis 

Despite the common misconception that it is Baltimore, Annapolis is Maryland's capital city and one of its pride and joys. Regarded as the sailing capital of the world, Annapolis is a city near the mouth of the Severn River. The water way that comes into downtown is the famous Ego Alley, home to a lot of very expensive motorboats but a shockingly less number of compitent boaters. Remembered largely for its brick streets and many old colonial buildings, Annapolis is a modern city that remembers its past. Housing in the city is extremely expensive, as the land value is very high. Like any Maryland water city it loves its crabs but unlike Baltimore, crabs refers only to the sea creature. Also (and most notably) Annapolis is home to the famous United State Naval Academy. The uniformed 'mids' are often founds walking the streets. Oddly and almost comically, just up the streets is St. John's college: the ultimate liberal arts school whose entire curriculum consists only of the 200 'great' books. The 'johnnies' contrasts the mids with long hair, beards, tye dye shirts, and lack of shoes. Once a year, the two colleges compete in a croquet tournament. People wise, Annapolis tends to attract the preppier Marylanders as spotting people who don't own at least one Ralph Lauren Polo is rare. Parking is hell on Earth.

All in all, a great city. One of the greatest in the world.

I want some crabs and no way am I going to drive around for 45 minutes looking for a parking space- lower the boatlift and start the engine! We're going to Annapolis!

Annapolis by kwashia January 9, 2005