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(refers to the mob shooting in 1929 - the St. Valentine's Day Massacre and the St. Valentine's Day itself; comes from "massacre" and "sucker") a total destruction of hopes and dreams of people who sent Valentine cards to their dream-boyfriends/-girlfriends, where they usually finally have the courage to show their feelings, hoping that this would allow them to start a beautiful relationship - the hopes and dreams end up with a failure (because of being rejected by the "beloved one"), often involving being made fun of and laughted at in front of the whole class or school and eventually called a loser and a sucker;
Alan fell in love with Jen the very moment he saw here, but she was out of his league. He was always somewhere around her, waiting for the right moment to tell here about his feelings. And so there was St. Valentine's Day. He sent her a beautiful, hand-made card, where he described his affection. Not only did she rejected him, but also showed the card to all the worst possible people she could have shown it to, so they all made fun of Alan for like a month. He felt like a total loser and a sucker. It was his St. Valentine's Day Massucker.
by KurtSteinerPL June 22, 2012
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messageschmitt

an unpleasant and unexpected message that strikes you like a German World-War-2 fighter aircraft
Jordan: He learnt about his brother's death yesterday. He was on a walk with his family, having great time and laughting when he received the SMS.

Hugh: Damn! That was a real messageschmitt!
by KurtSteinerPL June 5, 2010
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celebro

a person who hangs out only with celebrities to get profits from the acquaintance;
Jim won't come with us, he doesn't hang out with people like you and me. He won't even look at you unless you were on the cover of a fashion magazine or something. He's a total jerk and a celebro.
by KurtSteinerPL January 9, 2012
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hamburger hill

a huge belly of a fat person when seen as he/she is in a horizontal position - filled with hamburgers and other fast food junk, the belly looks like a hill;
Jeremy: Look at this fatso there, lying under the tree! The guy must have eaten like tons of junk food.
Jim: Yeah, he looks like a hamburger hill from this perspective.
Jeremy: It's a one Goddamn hamburger hill!
by KurtSteinerPL August 12, 2011
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weekendlessness

a feeling one usually has on Friday in the evening when the weekend has not really started yet, but one already feels so great about the two next days that they seem to be longer than 48 hours
Jack: Weekend!
Mark: Yes, a total weekendlessness! I mean, I know it's only two days, but they seem so great to me that I feel like they will never end. You know what I mean?
Jack: Totally, bro! Totally!
by KurtSteinerPL February 15, 2010
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nobuddy

someone who used to be your friend (your buddy) but behaved in such a way that you do not want to know him/her anymore so that he/she becomes nobody (and nobuddy as he/she is no longer you buddy) to you;
Jerry: Hey, that guy there looks like he knows you...
Frank: No, man, he's nobuddy. Maybe some time ago I knew him, but I don't know him and I don't want to know him anymore.
Jerry: What?
Frank: He stole my essay and published it under his name. I couldn't prove it, but since then he's been a nobuddy to me.
by KurtSteinerPL August 11, 2009
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