kung-fu jesus's definitions

hippo farmer

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004

know you out

"know you're lying" in the speak of a chav.

I knows yous got a phone in dere init, i know you out

by kung-fu jesus September 28, 2004

astroturf

(n.) Plastic grass for those too lazy to do any real gardening.

(n.) false hair, such as a wig or someone on "re-gain for men", or a dumbass hair thickening spray.

That ain't real y'know. He's got astroturf on his head.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

frankie goes to hollywood

Infamous band of the 1980's who released album "welcome to the pleasuredome" and made Relax, possibly the biggest song of the 80's.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

IDST

"If destroyed still true"


Added to the end of wriiten insults (most likely graffiti) to say that even if it is removed, then the fact remains that the insult is true. Usually based around truth.

PSYCHO BITCH IS MY PERSONAL BITCH IDST


Well, you know it's true!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

Red coat

(n.) A British soldier. Memoir of the days when red coats were worn. This practise was ended during the Boer war, and was stamped out completely when Germany stopped world war one being a gentlemans' war

Look at the red coats!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

poor

See liberal, communist or pinko

I hate poor people because there are so many lefties there. They suck at politics and business, so libs should all fuck off. So says I, teh goatse bob.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004