kung-fu jesus's definitions

a hearty "fuck you"

Smug insult. It shows that the author/speaker is not worried by his opponents.

And gumba gave a hearty "fuck you" to his haters.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

O'clock

a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.

b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.



Charlie at five o'clock sir!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

golf course

a) the playing area for the sport of golf

b) To riddle (n.) with so many wounds that one could play golf on thier body.

"I was at the golf course"

"I golf coursed him"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

male bonding

The alternative to a woman dripping blood and getting angry.

see pms

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

Payment in Kind

(Legal term) Money as a gift. Taxable, so do your government a favour and pay up.

Minimum wage nurse: But this money from a dying patient whom I treated well is not part of my salary!

Taxman Gumba: It's income classes as payment in kind. You either give it to me, or I repossess your house, your shitty car, your cat and your clothes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

mute handler

(n.) A person working on behalf of a dealer that passes money around when the dealer believes he is being tailed.

Yo, I'm being tailed. Follow my mute handler and he's pass you the bread.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

credit card

a) A plastic card that allows you credit from a large company to buy things. This is to given back at the end of each month. Unfortunately, failure to pay results in interest.

b) A piece of hose and a bucket. Those hose is slipped into the fuel tank of a vehicle, and someone sucks out the fuel into the bucket. It is so-called because it is a way of "paying for fuel". A credit card or cash is needed to buy fuel, and here a "credit card" is the method.

a) cut up your credit cards and lock up your daughters.


b) here's a "credit card", but some fuel from the owner of that Ford.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004