fishook

In a fight, a person may attempt to get his finger in the other person's mouth and tear along their cheek, thus causing the other party to submit.

Johnny took a wrong turn in trying to bite Mac's finger off when Mac fishooked him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004

butcher's hook

Cockney rhyming sland for look.

Ok me china plates, go round back an 'ave a butcher's at those new wheels e got there.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

at best

When describing in a negative light, is followed by a negative description.

At best, your car has steerling trouble.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

who dares wins

The motto of the world's greatest strike unit, the SAS.

Losely translates as "Stop pansying around and grow some you little bitch"

Is that Thatcher?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

in-through-the-out-hole

anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"

How many people have gone in-through-the-out-hole?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

powder up

(v.) In a mock to kiddie show catchphrase "power up", this word indicates usage of powder

It's friday night.It's powder up night!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Moon

(n.) a natural sattelite of the earth, made of cheese.

(v.) The act of going on stage at an astronomy convention, pulling down your trousers, opening your 'cheeks' and saying

"hows this for a black hole?"

Mooning a hardware store will result in a broomstick being forcibly placed in your anus by the manager.

by kung-fu jesus September 07, 2004