kung-fu jesus's definitions

gynotikolobomassophilia

(n.) A love of biting female's earlobes.

He experiences premature ejaculation unless she covers her ears because he is a gynotikolobomassophiliac

by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004

clip-clop, clip-clop... BANG! BANG! clip-clop, clip-clop

An amish drive-by

You should get the idea....

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

kyrie

"Lord, have mercy on us."

Used mainly by Catholics such as myself.

Kyrie Eleison.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

omfwtg

"Oh my fuck what the God?"




Used to announce a ones incomprehension or boredom.

Bishop to rook etc blah blah 1337 hax0r w00t in my panties <just imagine i've actually written something random and funny here>


omfwtg!?!?!?!!?!?!1111!!!!!!11!SHIFT+ONE!!!!112

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

cunt fun

Sex with a woman. Hetrosexual or lesbian.

I have cunt fun with your cousin on a regular basis.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

satisfied

When enough has been one, one becoems satisfied.

He was satisfied enough of his enemies had been killed


He was satisfied after the meal.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Grim reaper

An apparition that appears to be far more reasonable and understanding in Monty Python and the meaning of life than in medievel folklore.

The Grim Reaper poisoned the salmon.


The reaper demanded the newly dead people follow him, so they got in thier cars and drove after him.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004