kung-fu jesus's definitions
by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004
Get the petit mortemug. The act of a man covering his genitals with his hands, while asking people to "guess what's in my lunchbox" before putting peer pressure on the person stupid enough to answer correctly (penis, genitals, dick etc.) to force them to give him oral sex.
He walked around the party, stark bollock naked, playing lunchbox on all the women. The person who guessed was actually an eight year old girl who he demanded should pay him lip service
by Kung-fu Jesus July 20, 2004
Get the lunchboxmug. Anything that contributes to an early death, particularly....
(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.
(N.) Cigarette, usage pre-world war I and still continuing today.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004
Get the coffin nailmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
Get the burger mingmug. (n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....
I wouldn't mind a GT40.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
Get the GT40mug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
Get the powder upmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
Get the complete arseholemug.