Definitions by kung-fu jesus

machine gun 

The act of pointing your finger at someone while going "BBRRRRRRRRR you're dead!" to annoy them. Done mainly when passing a motorist.

I gave that guy a machina gun and he got pissed off because I kept doing it for ten minutes and starting throwing stuff at him. Then he beat me up

machine gun by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

rainbow

The line that separates gay people from straight people

Somewhere over the rainbow David Furnish and Elton John are Furnishing a John-hole

rainbow by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

at any pace 

See at any rate

at any pace, you're still an idiot

at any pace by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

cashflow 

The steady inflow of cash into a legally recognised entity such as a person ro a private or public limited business.

"Most businesses that fold within five years do so because of cashflow problems."

"I have some cashflow problems so I won't be able to go out drinking this weekend"

cashflow by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

girl thing

Any concept which alienates and confuses males.

Shoes, handbags, crying...it's a girl thing.

girl thing by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

pompous 

Something extremely cool to be.

Manners maketh the man.

Narcissism and pomp maketh the man great.

pompous by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite possibly, the greatest conman ever. See Scientology

Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.

L. Ron Hubbard by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004