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internet protocol

Internet protocol, or IP address, is a unique number (like a phone number) that is given to you by your service provider. Most users retain their IP address for the lifetime of the contract with thier isp, although some companies (AOL and it's subsidiaries) give out dynamic IP addresses. When an AOL user logs on, they are allocated a random IP from the pool of free ones. Since AOL is huge, and not all of it's customers are online at once, it saved on IP's buy getting less than it had customers. IP's can be hidden by subnet masks, proxy servers or ciphers.


The format of the IP is four numbers of 1-3 digits, separted by full stops.
127.0.0.1 is the address that your computer uses to refer to itself.


12.0.98.205, 104.98.35.67, 98.54.66.67
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'!

Mr T-talk for "Stop talking nonsense, I cannot understand your words."
Cut tha jibba' jabba', foo'! Ah gon throw yoo foo!
by Kung-fu Jesus July 16, 2004
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put to the sword

(v.) kill or killed. Can be used for present, past or future.
He will be put to the sword this day

Yes, ...he's being put to the sword

I will put him to the sword.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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thespark

thespark.com


great website with cool tests and a burnmaker.
I scored 86% in the untelligence test, and got a "You're definately a man" in the gender test.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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sex symbol

(n.) A person seen as someone that many people would like to have sexual relations with.
Today, it is hard to see Adolf Hitler as a sex symbol. But in the 1930's Hitlers' biggest legion of fans were female. Hysteria and fainting of females was common at public appearances. Hitler was considered a one man boy band who happened to ruled Germany.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004
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they deserve eachother

(Idiom) Two people of questionable ethics or dislikeable personalities with a common goal or hobby.
Eliturk and butt licka are so retarded and fuckin' dumb, they desrve eachother.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.
Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004
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