kung-fu jesus's definitions

thundercats

Massively popular cartoon of the eighties. The only better cartoon was masters of the universe. Following a similar style to MOTU, Thundercats delivered some interesting storylines, and also tought the viewers a sense of morality. Something the power rangers generation didn't get.

Thunder!

Thunder!

Thundercats! Hoooooooooo!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

ferry

(v.) to transport internationally, or accross water.

I will ferry you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

light-up

a) To light a cigarette
b) To fire many bullets in a short period of time, not neccesarily with an automatic weapon

Light-up this fag (ciggie)

Light-up this fag (queer)

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

meat and two veg

meat and two vegetables.


The male genitalia, for obvious reasons.

Anyon up for a meat sandwich?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

Frankie says relax

Popular phrase on T-shirts around the time frankie goes to hollywood released song relax. This was in reaction to some people calling for the song to be banned.

Relax, don't do it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

lunchtime religious experience

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

helluva

(adverb) Very, extremely. Usually the best. As used by Mr. T

My van is helluva fast, foo!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004