kung-fu jesus's definitions
Aston-Martin Lagonda. The name under which aston became known after taking over lagonda. Shortly after this, Aston actually launched a car called the lagonda, which was quite a monstrosity, but very cool.
AML see aston martin
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the AMLmug. When someone is up in your shit and pissing you off asking what you're doing, give them this answer to shut them the fuck up.
a: yo
b: yea, hi
a: doing anything interesting?
b: no, move along please
a: so what you got there sport?
b: nothing, I told you. Please go away
a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing
B: FUCK OFF!
a: I will, but I wanna know.
B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!
a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.
b: yea, hi
a: doing anything interesting?
b: no, move along please
a: so what you got there sport?
b: nothing, I told you. Please go away
a: c'mon, lemme know what you're doing
B: FUCK OFF!
a: I will, but I wanna know.
B: Okay, I'm cock-stuffing. Is that the answer you wanted to hear? COCK-STUFFING!
a: okay, I shouldn't have asked, jeesh.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
Get the Cock-Stuffingmug. (v.) A form of dive achieved by hoisting oneself into the air as high as one can, getting horizontal (facing down) and dropping onto one's stomach.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004
Get the belly flopmug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
Get the Up shit creek without a paddlemug. A privacy policy is the state of action where company procedure regarding personal information is shown to punters (potential clients). This is aimed to set them at ease regarding thier information, although since it is a policy and not a contract, it can be broken with internal permission.
Forget a lame privacy policy- we've got a privacy contract!
--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.
--From some internet security site I encountered some time ago.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
Get the privacy policymug. "The dirty deed"
(v.) Sexual promiscuity while in a serious relationship. Also used as betrayl. Basically, j(h)umping ship.
(v.) Sexual promiscuity while in a serious relationship. Also used as betrayl. Basically, j(h)umping ship.
To do the dirty
He did the dirty on me and gave me aids from his new girlfriend by re-using a condom, and he didn't get it.
Argh, ye mutinous dogs! Ye de thar dirrty. Yar!
He did the dirty on me and gave me aids from his new girlfriend by re-using a condom, and he didn't get it.
Argh, ye mutinous dogs! Ye de thar dirrty. Yar!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the the dirtymug. by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
Get the why did the chicken cross the road?mug.