no can do

"I can't do that."


Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.
You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.
The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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ASD

American sign-language for the deaf.
There is a gorrilla that can say 2000 words in ASD.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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gaymer

one who goes to www.gaymer.org
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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biffa

(n.)(Mainly Brit) An obese and foul-smelling woman, who often wears T-Shirts with vulgar statements on them. Usually quite slutty, and with a skinny loudmouth boyfriend who suffers from acne, See they desrve eachother . The origin is the waste management company operating in the united kingdom, that has white skips with large red lettering. This lettering stands out, despite the smell and size, just as the fcuk design on her shirt does.
The morbidley obese woman with hair tightly pulled back and her stomach hanging out of her "fcuk for england" shirt is called a biffa
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004
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valetudo

An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.
Valetudo r0xxx0rz j00 WWE.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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kiddie kiddie

Refering to pornography using actresses barely over the legal limit, who shave their pubic hair and have their faces digitally altered to appear as though they were much younger. Also "pornography" showing penetration of the kind of dolls little girls play with. In many western countries, this is completely legal. Infact, any country where
"normal" pornography is allowed, this is too. Many sex shops distribute these videos entirely legally and in the open.
Kiddie Kiddie videos have fairly low mark-ups, because the paedophiles think they share a bond with the typical customer. See NAMBLA
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 22, 2004
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