krista's definitions

Crayon

Dude a crayon is a retard....durr

"Jesus your such a fucking crayon!"

by Krista April 21, 2005

squinchy

feeling associated with a tight, stinging need to defecate

She had such a squinchy feeling that she thought she had soiled herself.

by Krista December 14, 2004

beestinging it

Our friend Matt is allergic to bee stings and was stung at work. The hard worker that he is- he refused to leave work after being stung, and was found half passed out in an awkward position by his boss.

Where's Joe? Aw man- he's been beestinging it all day!

by krista September 13, 2004

whack

A white - black person, A wigger (a white person trying to be black)

Any White guy that considers himself a "Homie" or black

by Krista May 13, 2005

bibi

A person who rigorously attends church and will miss out on social events because of this. Not only are they losers but are doomed to live a life devoid of alcohol and sex.

Colleen, that fucking bibi, can't come to baseball because she has to go to her pastors house and pray.

You fucking bibi, ditch church and come drinking.

by Krista August 27, 2004

ciao

What Italians say all day long while riding around on scooters.
(def. according to Eddie Izzard)

"Ciao," said the Roman as he revved his cherry red Vespa's motor.

by Krista January 5, 2004

Deer Poof

The poop of a mammel that has hoofs, the males have antlers, and belongs to the family Cervidae.

My dog eats deer poof.

by Krista November 30, 2004