Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder

Reoccurring stress caused by frivolous drama(PDSD), as opposed to a real traumatic event(PTSD).

Sally's headache is a symptom of post-dramatic stress disorder, resulting from a big fight with Jane over which vampire is the cutest.

by kris takahashi November 27, 2010

gunboat democracy

to force democracy on another nation through military removal of their existing government. a variation of the phrase gunboat diplomacy.

The Iraq War is an example of gunboat democracy in action.

by kris takahashi April 21, 2008

inflation

when one's tolerance to something over time devalues the product.

Thanks to inflation, it takes three joints to achieve the same high as smoking one joint ten years ago.

by kris takahashi March 25, 2010

fundamentalist cop

a police officer who strictly abides by the letter of the law

For a fundamentalist cop, a car going 27 in a 25 mph zone warrants a ticket.

by kris takahashi December 31, 2009

executive branch

The sexual organ that is the decision maker for men.

For men, all thoughts are legislated from the balls up, through the executive branch(aka penis) where it is signed into action, with only the brain left to sort out if that action was unconstitutional.

by kris takahashi April 22, 2010

slugging percentage

1. A measure of determining sexual scoring prowess calculated by dividing total bases(1B=kissing, 2B=touching, 3B=oral, 4B=Sex) by the number of dated partners.

2. In baseball, a statistic to gauge power by dividing total bases by at bats.

After five dates and only one boob touch, John finished the 2010 dating season with a paltry .200 slugging percentage. However, he slugged a whopping .886 in for his company softball team.

by kris takahashi April 16, 2010

frocobo

A chocobo that lives in your fro.

I wasn't going to play Final Fantasy XIII, but that was before I saw the picture of Sazh Katzroy and his frocobo.

by kris takahashi January 20, 2009