kris takahashi's definitions

queermonger

one who uses antipathy towards gay marriage for political or monetary gain.

despite being a raging homosexual, many politicians must become queermongers in order to get elected by an intolerant public.

by kris takahashi January 4, 2008

jock in an itch

the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.

A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."

by kris takahashi April 14, 2010

Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder

Reoccurring stress caused by frivolous drama(PDSD), as opposed to a real traumatic event(PTSD).

Sally's headache is a symptom of post-dramatic stress disorder, resulting from a big fight with Jane over which vampire is the cutest.

by kris takahashi November 27, 2010

chow down syndrome

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.

Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.

by kris takahashi April 28, 2010

Dirty Thought-Provoking

A statement that does not stimulate thought or interest, but simply stimulates

Bill: Do you think God is a woman, and if so, does she have great tits?
George: Wow Bill, that is a really dirty thought-provoking question.

by kris takahashi January 31, 2012

contimental drift

1. the gradually transformation of an idea as it drifts off to different continents.

2. the separating or merging of the human consciousness.

The way Japanese and European hip hop differ from its American origins is an example of contimental drift.

by kris takahashi April 24, 2009

Double Armageddon

An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008