kris takahashi's definitions

gunboat democracy

to force democracy on another nation through military removal of their existing government. a variation of the phrase gunboat diplomacy.

The Iraq War is an example of gunboat democracy in action.

by kris takahashi April 21, 2008

photogenic memory

the recall of an individual who edits their own memories in order to enhance their own reputation or repress an undesirable truth.

that guy has a photogenic memory. there's no way those dogs he use to date were chicks.

by kris takahashi January 9, 2008

Double Armageddon

An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

Dirty Thought-Provoking

A statement that does not stimulate thought or interest, but simply stimulates

Bill: Do you think God is a woman, and if so, does she have great tits?
George: Wow Bill, that is a really dirty thought-provoking question.

by kris takahashi January 31, 2012

chow down syndrome

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.

Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.

by kris takahashi April 28, 2010

contimental drift

1. the gradually transformation of an idea as it drifts off to different continents.

2. the separating or merging of the human consciousness.

The way Japanese and European hip hop differ from its American origins is an example of contimental drift.

by kris takahashi April 24, 2009

DiploMC

1. A diplomat or diplomacy technique used to broker peace for rap wars or hip hop beefs

2. The name of a future rapper

DiploMC would have helped Tupac and Biggie settle their differences through peaceful negotiations and the exchange of liquor and floozies.

by kris takahashi February 25, 2011