kris takahashi's definitions

Post-Dramatic Stress Disorder

Reoccurring stress caused by frivolous drama(PDSD), as opposed to a real traumatic event(PTSD).

Sally's headache is a symptom of post-dramatic stress disorder, resulting from a big fight with Jane over which vampire is the cutest.

by kris takahashi November 27, 2010

chow down syndrome

a portmanteau of the words "chow down" and "down syndrome," meaning the loss of mental acuity following a hefty meal; aka food coma.

Is he alright?

He's fine. Just a bit of chow down syndrome.

by kris takahashi April 28, 2010

Dirty Thought-Provoking

A statement that does not stimulate thought or interest, but simply stimulates

Bill: Do you think God is a woman, and if so, does she have great tits?
George: Wow Bill, that is a really dirty thought-provoking question.

by kris takahashi January 31, 2012

Double Armageddon

1. Two simultaneous end of the world scenarios.

2. An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Zombies AND Asteroids? It's double armageddon!

Not even Bruce Willis can stop double armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

contimental drift

1. the gradually transformation of an idea as it drifts off to different continents.

2. the separating or merging of the human consciousness.

The way Japanese and European hip hop differ from its American origins is an example of contimental drift.

by kris takahashi April 24, 2009

Double Armageddon

An end of the world scenario so horrific that the word armageddon does not suffice.

Not even Bruce Willis can stop Double Armageddon.

by kris takahashi December 23, 2008

The King's New Ring

A riff on the phrase "The Emperor's New Clothes," it applies to athletes or sports teams who the collective media crowns champion because everyone is afraid to admit the obvious. The promised ring, much like the clothes, doesn't exist.

The media has insinuated LeBron James and the 2010-11 Miami Heat will win over 70 games and the title. While they may win a championship some day, right now I think this is a case of "the king's new ring."

by kris takahashi November 30, 2010