awk

abbreviation for awkward.

awk, used in some contexts as a verb, to describe someone's actions in an awkward situation.
"he would rather stay at the party and awk around. he doesn't even know anyone."
by kris March 30, 2005
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numair faraz

A kid who is soo totaly fetch. He's so fetch in fact that he's faraz! He resides in a small snobbish community of La Jolla and he gets all the pussy! He likes Francollis in Fashion Island. He's soo totaly gooch and not a siz. But is pretty agg.
Dude that faraz kid is pretty fetch.
by Kris August 04, 2004
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FtM

"WHOA. That persons an FtM?"
"Yeah, he used to be Katie and now he's James..."
by Kris January 13, 2004
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soberity

A disease caused by a lack of alcohol in the system. Symptoms include logic, reasoning and the ability to say 'no' to a game of strip poker.

Can be cured by a visit to the local pub
Person A: Help! I cant distinguish the difference between a woman and a dog!

Person B: Sounds like a bad case of soberity. you'd better visit the doctor
by Kris September 20, 2003
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poo

material propelled from the ass often exceeding mach 1
i once left my poo out in the sun and it shrivelled up and looked like a squirrel and then a bear ate it and died because it was some intense crap contained in there yes corn and all
by Kris March 05, 2004
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Metalux

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by kris October 24, 2004
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mupet

You screwed it again U R a real mupet
by kris October 17, 2003
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