mariners

The best baseball team in the land. See victory.

The Mariners beat the Angels 12-1.

by KRHimself December 18, 2003

david beckham

Former midfielder for Manchester United, now plays for Real Madrid.

Married to Posh Spice, then became a full-blown metrosexual. Still adored by the Japanese, years after the World Cup 2002.

David Beckham, the professional athlete/model/metrosexual.

by KRHimself October 30, 2004

internet hooligan

the type of people who talk tough online but don't want to say it in others' faces.

1: hey, you're an asshole!
2: why don't you get out of your damn chair and say it to my face?
1: uh... you suck...
2: fuck off, you internet hooligan

by KRHimself July 30, 2005

Fulham

The best football club in London.

We are Fulham, Super Fulham, We are Fulham, f*ck Chelsea!

by KRHimself December 06, 2003

making up historical facts

really just another way to accuse someone of lying or bullshitting.

1: I fucked Paris Hilton.
2: Will you PLEASE stop making up historical facts?

by KRHimself November 20, 2004

browns

A team that hates Pittsburgh like a fat kid hates starving.

The Browns killed the Steelers in Pittsburgh, 33-10.

by KRHimself December 06, 2003

UCF

A university in the east side of Orlando, famous for their godawful football team, not to mention miles and miles of construction projects. Nicknamed the Golden Knights.

UCF = University of Crap Football

by KRHimself September 04, 2005