kr1574's definitions

The Metal

A music genre that can never be destroyed.

Tenacious D- "You can't kill the metal. The metal will live on. Punk rock tried to kill the metal, but they failed, as they were SMASHED to the ground!"

by Kr1574 August 15, 2008

mcsausage

The proper term for a Mcployee's penis.

The bootylicious chocolate girl's boyfriend pounded her over and over again doggiestyle with his juicy, hefty mcsausage. After he squirted his mcjizz all over her, he left, as he had to be at McDonald's for work at 6 AM.

by Kr1574 June 30, 2011

ADHD

A disease magically discovered when teachers were forced to get more involved in the educations of their students due to the demands of parents and the government. Suddenly the educational staff discovered that some students hate school and don't want to learn and will slack off, day dream, and act out to avoid the classroom. Discipline did not work. So what did they decide?
"Oh, let's just drug them all and make them listen."

Billy acted out in class and didn't do his homework, so his teacher said he had ADHD.
His parents put him on Ritalin a few days later.

by Kr1574 October 16, 2008

Road Takeout

Eating a girl out while she is driving. A difficult feat, yet possible with lots of maneuvering.

Guy: I got some road takeout with my girlfriend last night...
Other Guy: Really? What'd ya get?
Guy: Anchovies and tacos.

by kr1574 July 1, 2009

Bitch Poof

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.

The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.

by Kr1574 December 16, 2008

Sky

An oppressive blue mass.

"Gaah, the sky is so so opressive and blue!"
- My sister mimicking my whining mother.

by Kr1574 August 11, 2008

McPhone

The main phone used in a McDonald's restaurant. It is usually half-dead, coated in grease, and lost. Therefore, every McDonald's employee must have their own cell phone.

McDonald's Manager: Damnit! Where's the phone?! I can hear it ringing! WHO USED IT LAST?!
Mcployee: You mean the McPhone? I think it's in the fried chicken rack.
And it is.

by Kr1574 August 11, 2008