15 definitions by kooni

To make an obnoxious yet smartass comment while under influence to a group of honeys on their way to hit the clubs.

A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.

Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.

Big Fucking Idiot ... in replacement of FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation. Mockery of Police.

or

Big Friendly Idiot, like the old story of Big Friendly Giant.

A metaphor for junk food, but refering to girls.

It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.

These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.

Yes fellas the shit is deadly.

Lemonwire is when Limewire loses its Citrus, i.e. when your greatly desired song appears once with minimal sources.

Can also be referred to as Matchkon , Stickon, Charckon, or Litkon.

It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.

To have completely lost the fucking plot for no apparent reason or for a very insignificantly miniscule excuse to express bottled up frustration and wrath.

This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.