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Definitions by kooni

poo child 

A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.

Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.

James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
poo child by kooni October 2, 2007
To make an obnoxious yet smartass comment while under influence to a group of honeys on their way to hit the clubs.
Josh : hey ladies can i get a wristy ?

Girls : WHAT

Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?

Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
Fristy by kooni October 1, 2007
A metaphor for junk food, but refering to girls.

It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.

These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.

Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
martin - oi that honey is mad fine i need me sum of that crazy ass.

sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.

martin - oh crap
mc'junky by kooni September 30, 2007
A hero who has black skin.

A negro who saves the day.

The opposite of a crack slanger.
white boy : OH SNAP that hoodthug just helped the gilf cross the road. Whatta hegro!

mehican kid : but why ??
hegro by kooni September 25, 2007
An automatic / addictive and commonly over used term for saying no or nope with sarcasm.

Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".

Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
caleb: pool tonight ??

s.k: yeaNah buddy!!
yeaNah by kooni August 28, 2007
A describing word for chernobyl affected victims who brainwash themselves into thinking they are Slovakian, otherwise known as Merko's.

They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.

These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
"DUUUUDE did u see that freakazoid monster??"

"yeh man he looked like some sort of polak huh ?"
polak by kooni August 4, 2007

pre-sleep wank 

To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.

This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
B1: i slept like a baby last night ....

B2: hmmm pre-sleep wank huh?

B1: precisely B2
pre-sleep wank by kooni June 28, 2007