A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.
Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.
C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!
S.K - *Ching Cling*
C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!
S.K - *Ching Cling*
by kooni November 21, 2007
To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
by kooni June 06, 2007
white boy : OH SNAP that hoodthug just helped the gilf cross the road. Whatta hegro!
mehican kid : but why ??
mehican kid : but why ??
by kooni September 12, 2007
To make an obnoxious yet smartass comment while under influence to a group of honeys on their way to hit the clubs.
Josh : hey ladies can i get a wristy ?
Girls : WHAT
Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?
Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
Girls : WHAT
Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?
Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
by kooni September 17, 2007
To have completely lost the fucking plot for no apparent reason or for a very insignificantly miniscule excuse to express bottled up frustration and wrath.
This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.
This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.
john : "bro watch out for that skazz-looking cunt"
brad : "haha piss off mate im already in a skazzing out mood anyway, fuck the worrrld nigga!!"
brad : "haha piss off mate im already in a skazzing out mood anyway, fuck the worrrld nigga!!"
by kooni May 10, 2007
All young male drivers experience the herb - harmless kerb, and no this is not driving high. It's a near incident of sliding your car out and tapping a kerb or even smashing it, yet nothing happens to your car.
Of course if you dont learn from mistakes the harmFUL kerb shall occur - resulting in major damage.
This is often covered up by explaining to your father that a creature of some sort or child jumped in front of the road, to save your embarrassment and grounding.
Of course if you dont learn from mistakes the harmFUL kerb shall occur - resulting in major damage.
This is often covered up by explaining to your father that a creature of some sort or child jumped in front of the road, to save your embarrassment and grounding.
You cannot ..i repeat you cannot blame your tire treds for either herbs - harmless kerb or harmful kerbs. Its your own stupidity !! :) smiley face in italics.
by kooni October 11, 2007
An inevitable site that will in near future be made for stoners who interpret their own language to every day life via green related terms ... hence my own definition of herban dictionary.
Urbsy - hey check this link out ahah funniest meaning ever.
Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).
Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.
Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).
Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.
Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
by kooni November 21, 2007