kooni's definitions
An inevitable site that will in near future be made for stoners who interpret their own language to every day life via green related terms ... hence my own definition of herban dictionary.
Urbsy - hey check this link out ahah funniest meaning ever.
Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).
Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.
Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
Herbsy - it aint funny til im high (using towlie voice).
Urbsy - i think the sites fine and doesnt need no Herban Dictionary to make it funnier.
Herbsy - THATS WHAT YOU THINK ... normal minded prick.
by kooni December 22, 2007
Get the Herban Dictionarymug. A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
by kooni October 2, 2007
Get the poo childmug. A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.
Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.
C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!
S.K - *Ching Cling*
C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!
S.K - *Ching Cling*
by kooni December 22, 2007
Get the dancing monkeymug. All young male drivers experience the herb - harmless kerb, and no this is not driving high. It's a near incident of sliding your car out and tapping a kerb or even smashing it, yet nothing happens to your car.
Of course if you dont learn from mistakes the harmFUL kerb shall occur - resulting in major damage.
This is often covered up by explaining to your father that a creature of some sort or child jumped in front of the road, to save your embarrassment and grounding.
Of course if you dont learn from mistakes the harmFUL kerb shall occur - resulting in major damage.
This is often covered up by explaining to your father that a creature of some sort or child jumped in front of the road, to save your embarrassment and grounding.
You cannot ..i repeat you cannot blame your tire treds for either herbs - harmless kerb or harmful kerbs. Its your own stupidity !! :) smiley face in italics.
by kooni October 26, 2007
Get the Herbmug. A describing word for chernobyl affected victims who brainwash themselves into thinking they are Slovakian, otherwise known as Merko's.
They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.
These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.
These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
by kooni August 4, 2007
Get the polakmug. Lemonwire is when Limewire loses its Citrus, i.e. when your greatly desired song appears once with minimal sources.
Dave - Ey man did you get that track for me by Seal?
Jim - Nah man get it yourself.
Dave - Dude its lemonwire.
Jim - Huh?
Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
Jim - Nah man get it yourself.
Dave - Dude its lemonwire.
Jim - Huh?
Dave - The sources got no citrus :(
by kooni December 22, 2007
Get the lemonwiremug. To make an obnoxious yet smartass comment while under influence to a group of honeys on their way to hit the clubs.
Josh : hey ladies can i get a wristy ?
Girls : WHAT
Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?
Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
Girls : WHAT
Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?
Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
by kooni October 1, 2007
Get the Fristymug.