To make an obnoxious yet smartass comment while under influence to a group of honeys on their way to hit the clubs.
Josh : hey ladies can i get a wristy ?
Girls : WHAT
Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?
Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
Girls : WHAT
Josh : i said got change for a fifty ?
Sammo: ahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhaahhha nice fristy asshole
by kooni September 17, 2007
To have completely lost the fucking plot for no apparent reason or for a very insignificantly miniscule excuse to express bottled up frustration and wrath.
This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.
This may be done by a sudden yell of cuss words, or by punching objects or friends nearby, or even by honking horns and driving like a wreckless maniac. Original skazzas are terrorists and typical bum speaking skips who pump drugs.
john : "bro watch out for that skazz-looking cunt"
brad : "haha piss off mate im already in a skazzing out mood anyway, fuck the worrrld nigga!!"
brad : "haha piss off mate im already in a skazzing out mood anyway, fuck the worrrld nigga!!"
by kooni May 10, 2007
Can also be referred to as Matchkon , Stickon, Charckon, or Litkon.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
It is a very dark Senegalian who looks like Akon, who also looks identical to a struck match, due to all the black charcoal residue left on a lit stick.
Eugene - Akon blended into the stage night at the concert, I couldnt even see him until he smiled.
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
Darrell - Omg I saw a guy who looked just like that too on the bus !
Euegene - You mean a struck-kon ?
by kooni October 11, 2007
A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.
Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.
S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.
C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!
S.K - *Ching Cling*
C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!
S.K - *Ching Cling*
by kooni November 21, 2007
A metaphor for junk food, but refering to girls.
It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.
These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.
These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
martin - oi that honey is mad fine i need me sum of that crazy ass.
sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.
martin - oh crap
sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.
martin - oh crap
by kooni September 16, 2007
A describing word for chernobyl affected victims who brainwash themselves into thinking they are Slovakian, otherwise known as Merko's.
They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.
These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.
These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
by kooni August 02, 2007
All young male drivers experience the herb - harmless kerb, and no this is not driving high. It's a near incident of sliding your car out and tapping a kerb or even smashing it, yet nothing happens to your car.
Of course if you dont learn from mistakes the harmFUL kerb shall occur - resulting in major damage.
This is often covered up by explaining to your father that a creature of some sort or child jumped in front of the road, to save your embarrassment and grounding.
Of course if you dont learn from mistakes the harmFUL kerb shall occur - resulting in major damage.
This is often covered up by explaining to your father that a creature of some sort or child jumped in front of the road, to save your embarrassment and grounding.
You cannot ..i repeat you cannot blame your tire treds for either herbs - harmless kerb or harmful kerbs. Its your own stupidity !! :) smiley face in italics.
by kooni October 11, 2007