Definitions by kooni
poo child
A new born baby synthesized from manure but loved and nurtured by 2 men.
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Birth is delivered through the anus but without the umbilical cord. The kid never cries but always smells, but who said the world was perfect :)
Steven : Wow honey your buttocks have swollen majorly this morning.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
James : Thanks babe ooo wait our adorable poo child is kicking.
mc'junky
A metaphor for junk food, but refering to girls.
It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.
These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
It's when a guy is so desperate and horny that he lowers his standards to staring at fuglies and telling his friend that she is worth picking up ... only to realise after 20 min that she is dog like a mofo.
These girls are called mc'junkies because it is only when you are very hungry and broke that u consider eating shit like maccaz. After 20 min u then feel the messed up digestion which u can only blame yourself for.
Yes fellas the shit is deadly.
martin - oi that honey is mad fine i need me sum of that crazy ass.
sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.
martin - oh crap
sammy - no dude no , look once more, shes a mc'junky bro snap out of it.
martin - oh crap
yeaNah
An automatic / addictive and commonly over used term for saying no or nope with sarcasm.
Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".
Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
Often extended to pronounce "yeaah-NAAAAAH".
Can get very annoying after a while, especially when other words are pronunced using the same sarcastic tone.
polak
A describing word for chernobyl affected victims who brainwash themselves into thinking they are Slovakian, otherwise known as Merko's.
They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.
These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
They glow with radioactivity and nuclear waste residue which is obvious by observing their dark skin colour.
These creatures live in a ghetto habitat where they mainly feed off domino's and polish sausages.
pre-sleep wank
To have a nice goodnight bat after a long stressful day of being horny before going to sleep, just to get it out of ya system.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
This is the most common form of stress relieving therapy.
pre-sleep wank by kooni June 28, 2007