koalaroo's definitions

moonfire spam

When a worthless druid in World of Warcraft spams Moonfire on a target, usually another player in PVP. The spell is visually spammy and annoying. Moonfire spam takes no skill.

That druid tried to Moonfire spam me to death, but he sucked so bad that he shifted into travel form and ran away.

by koalaroo April 20, 2008

bangable

A way to describe someone who has some quality that makes them sexually irresistible, and who doesn't have some quality that would make having sex with them questionable. It's someone who you wouldn't mind having sex with right then, right there, because of some reason. You don't have to be smokin' hot to be bangable. It can be looks, or intangible qualities like personality or charisma.

He'd be bangable if he wasn't in a frat.

She'd be bangable if she didn't have herpagonosyphilaids.

I don't know why, but he's just bangable!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

bubble-hearth

When a paladin in World of Warcraft uses divine shield and hearths to avoid losing and being corpse-camped.

Person 1: "That fucktard is bubble-hearthing!"
Person 2: "Priest! Mass dispel!"

by koalaroo February 27, 2008

alcolimia

A condition in which one consumes so much alcohol that they end up vomiting it up and therefore do not gain weight (and may in fact lose weight). Furthermore, the day after a night of binge drinking, the alcolimic is unable to consume food due to nasty hangover. See alcorexia.

Sorostitutes are commonly afflicted with alcolimia from Thursday evenings to Sunday mornings.

by koalaroo May 19, 2008

alcorexia

This is the condition that occurs after a night of binge drinking and the subsequent bout of vomiting. Alcorexia is caused by a hangover so bad that the sufferer cannot eat. A night of alcolimia is often followed by a day of alcorexia.

Some sorostitutes may view alcorexia as a sound form of dieting. After all, it does cut carbs.

by koalaroo May 19, 2008

skating rink

A ginormous diamond engagement ring. Often found on the ring finger of a gold digger.

Holy shit! I just got blinded by the skating rink on that chick's finger!

by koalaroo February 28, 2008

Caucasophobia

Fear or hatred of whites; fear or hatred of people of European decent. Often associated with racism against whites. This hatred is usually seen as justifiable and often is not viewed as racism.

The derogatory use of words like "cracker" and "snowflake" is indicative Caucasophobia.

Reverend Jeremiah Wright has a raging case of Caucasophobia.

by koalaroo May 3, 2008