80 definitions by kitty

lindsay lohan

A redhead who, like Hilary Duff, is a teen actress who thinks she's cool but really isn't. She also has a large chest and it's rumored that she had plastic surgery to get them. Hilary started a spat with her to get media attention, but it turns out that Aaron Carter was cheating on both of them, so they really should have been mad at him, but they weren't because they're both idiots.

I think Lindsay and Hilary Duff should stop singing and acting and save us all some trouble.

by kitty April 24, 2005

Klonopin

make you feel very relaxed. Best when mixed with alcohol.

Let's buy some Klonopins & drink this wine & get tore up.

by kitty January 26, 2005

jerk alert

Something you can say whenever someone you disapprove of walks in the room. So basically it will be said often and repeatedly. Can also be used for someone that you see on T.V., or in a magazine etc...

Whenever George 'dubaya' Bush is on T.V. I say Jerk Alert and everyone laughs.

by kitty April 8, 2005

oep

an expression used when surprised , sudden lack of words, in response to someone insulting another

oep...your gay!!!

by kitty February 18, 2003

spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 25, 2004

velax

A). An idiot former starsiege player and egotistical no-talent wussy boy.
B). Your basic all around loser that has no friends because he's a jackass.

Velax is a jackass!

by kitty December 5, 2003

emokid

a whiny brooding person that listens to shitty music and spends all their time whining about life.

"Sarah, don't be such a fucking emo kid"

by kitty July 31, 2004