Similar to Pescetarian "someone who doesn't eat meat, but does eat fish" Pesceronians are: "someone who doesn't eat meat, but does eat fish AND pepperoni on their pizza!".
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Q: Hey bro, I was going to get pepperoni on our pie to grub during the game, but you're a pescetarian, right?
A: Naw bro, I'm a pesceronian, pepperoni its all good - order the xtra large, double pep.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"