afear'd 

To be afraid of something with added humorous overtones. Often used to mock or underwhelm your company. Best used with a bit of a country drawl for added omph.

I was afear'd of that movie, with all the crazy midgits, and 5 mph car chases!

afear'd by Kitty February 9, 2005

Afer deposit 

Not to be confused for when someone takes a dump and clogs your toilet - this term is used for people who repeatedly flake on commitments so you must charge them an upfront deposit for any upcoming activity/trip. This way if they were to flake after the Afer deposit was already paid, any remaining financial costs won't have to be split up amongst the rest of the group. This is usually the last straw implemented right before the person is eliminated from any group chats the peers may have.

Fuck, he really wants to come on this trip? Who invited him? We'll have to charge him the Afer deposit to be safe

Afer deposit by Hugh Jassticles August 30, 2019

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone 

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death

Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone by wankbadger September 14, 2017