kit's definitions

Malörted

The act of haven taken a shot of Jeppson's Malört, which is considered a form of delicious self-abuse. Especially popular in the Chicagoland area.

Help me I've been Malörted!!

by KiT November 23, 2019

Smoke Bombing

To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.

Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!

by KiT April 23, 2015

trifucta

having sexual intercourse vaginally, orally and anally

I am going for the full trifucta tonight.

by kit November 8, 2003

Slut Shower

When you are in a rush so you wash your various body parts while hunched over a sink

Gotta run, guess I'll take a slut shower

by KiT May 16, 2019

AOL disk

A fun thing to put in your microwave.

Look at the pretty colours!

by Kit January 14, 2005

bag o' tricks

your playing soccer and you pull out a bunch of skills (tricks) to get the ball around a player, but then another player is there so you do it again, and it repeats itself

(George is entering a pack of defenders)
George: "uh oh"
Bob: "Pull out your bag o' tricks"

by Kit April 3, 2005

ZELDAFOURSWARDS!

A reference to the video game Zelda Four Swords. Also, a expletive to be shouted when you want to act like an idiot (see: Frank).

See also: THEMINISHCUP , IONLYHAVEONENOSETOBREATHOUTOF! , and JUSTCAUSEITSMETALGEAR!

Shout: ZELDAFOURSWARDS! IS THIRD ON MY LIST OF FAVORITE GAMES WITH SWARDS AND WAS RELEASED ON NOVEMBER 23RD AT 3 O'CLOCK PACIFIC TIME AND HAD A POSTER FOR ZELDA IN ISSUE 5 OF NINTENDO POWER MAGAZINE IN JUNE OF 1983!

by Kit April 19, 2005