kirk's definitions

Wills

A moronic fucker who acts black.

Joe: That kid is such wills.
John: Like Chris.
Joe: Yeah, he's a queef.

by Kirk July 10, 2003

Quajizzle

The solid form of jizz, also known as solidified sperm. Located in a sack near your quadriceps, but only occurs in males. If a female has these symptoms, consult a physician! Seriously, that bitch ain't right!

Someguy: Would you like some quajizzle for dinner honey?
Someguy2: No I just ate. Out. Someguy.
Someguy: Why don't you ask if Mr.Chiasson would like some?
Someguy2: Ok dad.

by Kirk May 29, 2003

fuckstains

The stains which occur after a period of fucking. Refer to shitstains for addition information.

Holy fuckstains batman!

I'll never get these fuckstains out of my carpet!

by Kirk May 29, 2003

Tefty

winner

by kirk March 19, 2003