39 definitions by kirk
the act of sneaking into a bathroom, quietly lifting the lid off of the toilet tank, taking a deuce in the tank and then replacing the lid. this causes the toilet water in the bowl to be polluted after each flush. this is usually done at a party or too someone that you despise.
heath snuck into the frat house bathroom and left an upper decker in the tank, much to the dismay of the alpha betas.
by kirk May 27, 2005
On the night of February 13, 1945, planes of the RAF and US Army Air Force dropped several thousand tons of high explosive and incendiary bombs, the forerunner of napalm, onto the civilian refugee campsite, Allied POW hospital city, and peaceful artistic mecca of Dresden in southeastern Germany. The ensuing firestorm killed perhaps as many as 150,000 civilians, quite possibly more than the number of Japanese who died in Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. This bombing created far less controversy than the nuking of Japan, however, since more "conventional" weapons were used.
Dresden's destruction was no less than a war crime. This act will forever blot the history of America and Britain.
by kirk October 14, 2004
also known as "taking a twilight", this happens when you arise in the dead of night to take a dump. although the exact parameters of the "twilight" are disputed, it most commonly occurs between 3am-5am. not only is this the most tranquil time to deuce, it also saves time in the morning as no deuce is needed.
although holst had been sleeping for roughly 6 hours, he arose from slumber and the pressure was so great, it couldnt wait until morning. he had to rise from bed and take a twilight deuce.
by kirk November 23, 2004
The solid form of jizz, also known as solidified sperm. Located in a sack near your quadriceps, but only occurs in males. If a female has these symptoms, consult a physician! Seriously, that bitch ain't right!
Someguy: Would you like some quajizzle for dinner honey?
Someguy2: No I just ate. Out. Someguy.
Someguy: Why don't you ask if Mr.Chiasson would like some?
Someguy2: Ok dad.
Someguy2: No I just ate. Out. Someguy.
Someguy: Why don't you ask if Mr.Chiasson would like some?
Someguy2: Ok dad.
by kirk May 29, 2003