5 second rule

An informal notion that food dropped onto the ground is still edible if retrieved within a five second time frame. Variations exist; 30-second rule, 2-minute rule, et cetera.

Damn, that was the last potato chip. Oh well, 5 second rule in effect, right?

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

Cosbyed

The occasion of a black person berating another black person on the perceived basis of intentional ignorance

"Damn, man, cuz done Cosbyed me for da last time, yo."

by kinsmed July 02, 2004

Beagle

An incorrect reference to an edible doughnut-shaped roll (bagel).

I gave the beagle a bagel.

by kinsmed July 01, 2004

Piss Boner

An involuntary erection generally occurring upon waking in the morning.

Man, I was havin' this really vivid dream, but then I woke up with just a piss boner, y'know what I mean, man?

by kinsmed July 02, 2004

fruity

A 1980's term used by homophobes to denote persons or items seemingly gay.

Yeah, I don't know about scrapbooking. That always seemed kinda fruity to me.

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

rock paper scissors

Though sometimes played merely for sport, often it is used as an elimination challenge to determine choice. Generally two people shake fists, and at the third 'throw' display one of the three forms. Rock is considered to crush scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock.

We had to decided who was gonna go to the store during half-time, and you lost at rock-paper-scissors. Go, man!

by kinsmed July 10, 2004

patch

(n.) an electronic file alteration intended to correct or update a faulty or vulnerable file, akin to a cloth 'patch'.

You gotta install the latest patch or somebody could get into your inbox, okay?

by kinsmed July 15, 2004