To masturbate before an exam, usually to calm ones nerves and be able to take the test in a post fap clarity.
Person 1:Alright dude, let's head out so we can get to our bio final on time.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
Person 2:I'm feeling a little nervous, gonna testurbate first. Go on and I'll catch up with you.
by kingbumii May 06, 2015
Get the testurbate mug.A Facebook commenter with absolutely no degree in any natural science whatsoever, who feels they somehow know more than an actual scientist who has been researching a specific subject matter all of their life. Unlike real scientists, facts or logic don't seem to phase the facebook scientist. She or he would much rather believe that anything that real scientists have to say are just being payed for by "Big Pharma" or liberals who want to take over the world.
Despite no proven causal link whatsoever between vaccines and autism, Mary, a facebook scientist, feels confident enough that doctors who went to medical school and have been practicing and researching medicine for decades don't know what they're talking about, she's willing to risk people's lives around her by not vaccinating her son because she read a blog post online.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
Jem has decided that he knows more than the entire community of climate scientists and has proudly claimed global warming is just a hoax. For your own good, don't try to argue with him on this. It's like playing chess with an ape.
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Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.
by kingbumii May 07, 2015
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by kingbumii May 03, 2015
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Get the fapper mug.To masturbate at annoying times or places, generally disturbing others. Contraction of pest and masturbator.
*John hears faps from Jimmy's side of the room*
John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.
John: Ok Jimmy, seriously, don't be a pesturbator. You're keeping everyone up man.
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