Definitions by kingbumii

brassturbate 

To masturbate with brass knuckles on. Generally this is done by people who are into BDSM, but not exclusively.

Dude, I haven't found a BDSM partner in months. I think I might have to brassturbate tonight.

brassturbate by kingbumii May 5, 2015

vasturbate 

To have a vast amount of material to masturbate to, generally after not masturbating for a long time

"After I got back from the 2-week retreat, I went home and vasturbated. Best 5 minutes of my life.

vasturbate by kingbumii May 4, 2015

hallmark drinking game 

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie, take a shot.

Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood, take two shots
Any time you see a person of color in a hallmark movie who doesn't live in a poor neighborhood and doesn't have any type of "ethnic" accent, take three shots.

Any time a hallmark movie has a person of color as the main character, drink the whole damn bottle

Dude, we played the Hallmark Drinking game. So sober bro.

hallmark drinking game by kingbumii May 4, 2015

fapper 

To look so good that one could be masturbated to. Combination of "dapper" and "fap".

Oo, he looks fapper

fapper by kingbumii May 3, 2015

fapstein

A Jewish person who masturbates frequently.

"Oh boy, look at that fapstein. I hear when they called him to read Torah in temple he was in the bathroom jacking off."

fapstein by kingbumii May 3, 2015

fapreze 

A scent that marks a room where someone has recently masturbated. Derived from combining Febreze and fap

Dude did you wash your junk last night? There's totally a fapreze in here.

fapreze by kingbumii May 3, 2015

fucklert 

the state of being particularly alert or sensitive to potential fuckertunities. Generally speaking, the longer it's been since you've had sex, the more fucklert you are.

Dude, Jimmy hasn't gotten any since his break up with Kimberly, so he'll be pretty fucklert at the party tonight

fucklert by kingbumii May 3, 2015