king shit's definitions

smells

more than one smell

The smells of sex, puke, and stale cigarette smoke are all it takes for me to remember the summer of '99.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

ass face

a stupid, silly, or foolish person

Yo yo, Whitey's makin' a real ass face of his sef.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

smells

giving off an aroma

I just farted and it smells like boiled cabbage.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

mess

1. a confused, dirty, or offensive state
2. to make dirty or untidy

1. You made a real mess of my toilet with your diarhea!
2. If you mess up my hair again, I'm going to kill you.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

luscious

sensually appealing

Goddamn, she has a luscious ass!

by King Shit January 18, 2003

Silent but deadly

A fart that is not heard, but smells so horrid that it could kill; also: Silent but violent, SBD

Your farts aren't that bad when compared to Grandpappie's ol' silent but deadlies.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

ass face

a very ugly person

I would never fuck you, Ass Face!

by King Shit January 18, 2003