Urban Dictionary: Definitions by king shit

sphincter

a muscular ring that closes a bodily opening

I had to shit the runs during the whole date with that babe last night. I kept thinking "Sphincter, don't fail me now!"

sphincter by King Shit January 19, 2003

A classic Disney animated children's movie based on a story that has references to drugs.

Alice In Wonderland is a fuckin' trippy movie, dude.

a sharp, pointed object (noun) or to poke, puncture, stick with a sharp pointed object (verb)

He stuck a jag up my ass (n)

He jagged me in the ass with a red hot poker (v)

Jag by King Shit January 18, 2003

a big, ugly, overweight stupid or foolish person

Hey, get Fatty Boom Batty over there to
finish jacking my truck up

syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'

She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.

a male who experiences feelings of sexual excitement/delight when he sees/imagines an ass

Ed is a real bottom boy...other men's bottoms, that is.

bottom boy by King Shit January 18, 2003

ass face by King Shit January 18, 2003