king shit's definitions

tossing his salad

syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'

She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

smells

more than one smell

The smells of sex, puke, and stale cigarette smoke are all it takes for me to remember the summer of '99.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

Jag

a sharp, pointed object (noun) or to poke, puncture, stick with a sharp pointed object (verb)

He stuck a jag up my ass (n)

He jagged me in the ass with a red hot poker (v)

by King Shit January 18, 2003

bottom boy

a male who experiences feelings of sexual excitement/delight when he sees/imagines an ass

Ed is a real bottom boy...other men's bottoms, that is.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

ass face

one who's face looks like an ass

Hey Ass Face, it's your chin that does it.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

Dry hump

to hump another while wearing clothing, mimicking sexual intercourse

I dry humped her last night, so maybe I'll get the real thing tonight!

by King Shit January 18, 2003

ass face

a very ugly person

I would never fuck you, Ass Face!

by King Shit January 18, 2003