king shit's definitions

nervous sphincter

an asshole that is producing little, meekly farts

You got a nervous sphincter there boy. C'mon, let 'er rip!

by King Shit January 19, 2003

tossing his salad

syn. for 'eating out/licking his asshole'

She was tossing his salad until the taste made her barf.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

ass face

a stupid, silly, or foolish person

Yo yo, Whitey's makin' a real ass face of his sef.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

Raspberry donut

a bleeding pussy; a pussy filled with blood

Go take care of your raspberry donut, then I will eat it.

by King Shit January 18, 2003

sphincter

a muscular ring that closes a bodily opening

I had to shit the runs during the whole date with that babe last night. I kept thinking "Sphincter, don't fail me now!"

by King Shit January 19, 2003

mud flap

fairly big ass cheeks

My girlfriend has some great mud flaps.

by King Shit January 16, 2003

fudge pack

to have anal intercourse; compacting the feces in the intestines by means of the male genitals during anal sex

I wanna fudge-pack you, Bitch!

by King Shit January 18, 2003