king's definitions

yer dog

when u want to do sumfin this is wat u say

Fuk yer dog

by KiNG August 3, 2003

floating on ice

To be drunk

you were floating on ice last night

by king February 18, 2003

shnoodle

When one man takes the foreskin of his penis and puts it over another man's penis rubbing up and down until he ejaculates.

Hey Rob, you wanna come shnoodle on saturday night?

by king February 17, 2004

scoreman

A guy who scores heaps.

Alastair is a scoreman because he scores Teresa all the time!

by King May 14, 2003

paint palate

in referance to paint the walls the palate is a chicks pussy in which you dip the brush(penis) into

after hours of painting my brush needed some more paint when a palate came along i was ready to go for longer

by king April 24, 2004

Danmac

A Felcher. A man that likes to toss other mens salad. One that likes the feel of a hard penis in his ass.

I tell you, after we left the rainbow we went up his place and girl I tell ya, be pulled a real Danmac on me. I was strung up like a pig.

by King September 5, 2003

2 Teet'

3 homies who live according to the elements of the Teet code, 'B be B'.

If you can't live without your wife, you can't live the 2 Teet' life!

by King February 3, 2005