kimmy booth's definitions

sex

The easiest way to get an unpleasant disease...
....AND THE FUNNEST!!

'Dude, I got a venereal'
'Was it worth it?'
'Oh yeahhh...'

by Kimmy Booth August 12, 2005

fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand

"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"

by kimmy booth April 16, 2005

Mother

Abbreviation for mother fucker

"Yuu iz wun bad mother, joe...."
"Yuu fukd ma mother, yuu mother.."

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

The "Merlin"

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it

not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE

by Kimmy Booth January 18, 2005

bung

Abbreviation of Bunged up

*Sally gets beaten up by Mella*
Sally: "OUCH, MY BUNG EYE"
Mella: "Haha, i gave you a bung eye.."

by kimmy booth June 3, 2005

Majicman

A dumbass who should REALY get a life

Angry Dude#1:"Dude, ur such a loser!"
Angry Dude#2: "Yer man, wtf's wrong with you"
Sad Dude: "Im Majic....man"

by kimmy booth March 3, 2005

s'crackin

North Brisbane,Australian slang for
"What is cracking"
WE GET LAZY AS TIME GOES BY...

PRIMATIVE TIMES: UGH STUBBIE!!!
LATER: what is going on?
EVEN LATER: what is cracking?
100 AD: what's cracking
2005: S'Crackin

ILLITERATE BASTARDS.STOP BEING LAZY

by kimmy booth March 3, 2005