kimmy booth's definitions

Eight Life Crisis

Where individuals aged 10-17 have a "life crisis" only, not.
Usually take up smoking,drugs,drinking, self-injury or become bisexual.

Billy: "My world is falling apart"

by Kimmy Booth August 8, 2005

fucking bastard

used to describe when you fuck someone who you hate, so you slap them around a bit before hand

"man, i saw kristie today all fucked up"
"yeah, i fucked that bitch"
"you fucking bastard!"

by kimmy booth April 16, 2005

brisbane

Most polluted city in Australia, yet the greatest

*Cough cough* Im dying..
Oh have another drink and sum beads

by kimmy booth June 29, 2005

Mother

Abbreviation for mother fucker

"Yuu iz wun bad mother, joe...."
"Yuu fukd ma mother, yuu mother.."

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

Good Charlotte

.Adjective to describe self-declared 'artists' that wrecked the miniute chance of decent prosperty they had by emoing their way to the dark side that is commercialism and materialism

GC: Lifestyles of the rich and the famous, they're always complaining

Me: Didn't you demand Mcdonalds delivered food to you because youre 'celebrities'?

GC: We're going to write a song about how ignorant you are

Me: fuckheads...

by kimmy booth July 16, 2008

Captain Obvious

When you are in a Mosh and you can't find your friend

ME: He has black hair and is wearing black
MELLA: That's like everyone here,kimmy
ME: *Slaps Mella*

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005

Karl Marx

.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1848

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

by kimmy booth June 7, 2005