splash my boots

Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.

I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.

by kilkrazy January 04, 2005

Shig

Abbreviation of 'Shigeru Miyamoto', top game designer for Nintendo.

"Shig made a surprise appearance at E3, to promote the new Zelda game."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

Sukey

Proper noun: Familiar form of the girl's name Susan.

"Polly put the kettle on.

Sukey take it off again."

From the nursery rhyme.

by Kilkrazy July 01, 2004

manko

Noun: Rude Japanese slang for cunt. Used by naughty female language students to book tables in foreign restaurants so that they will be able to have a laugh when the maitre d' calls them to their table.

"Miss Manko, your table is ready."

by Kilkrazy July 01, 2004

shed

When you are playing Mechwarrior or Battletech or some other such game involving giant robot walking tanks, and your robot gets a lot of its armour shot off, so that it is very vulnerable to enemy fire, it becomes a shed.

I must retreat as my robot is nothing but a shed.

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004

problette

Noun.

1. A small problem which is not thought to seriously endanger the completion of a task or project.

There is a problette -- I don't have enough cash for the cinema tickets but I can pay by card.

by Kilkrazy October 01, 2004

Waste of food

Someone who is so worthless that the planet as a whole would be better off if he/she was dead, because he/she is consuming food that could go to the starving of Africa.

"??? is a waste of food."

by Kilkrazy June 30, 2004