kiko's definitions

saddlesore

1. A minor sore achieved after riding a horse for a long period of time.

2. A person who pretends to not be the person you're calling on the telephone, when it is in fact the person you were trying to call. (Does not apply to people who attempt dodging telemarketers/bill collectors.)

Jim Bob: Is this Scooter's roofin'? You were supposed to fix my roof ya...ya s-shitheads!
???: Who do you think you're talking to, fuckface? This is ***City breaks!
Jim Bob: S-s-saddle...sore.

by Kiko April 25, 2004

Glib

1. Easily performed; non-challantly taken care of.

2. Marked by ease and fluency of speech or writing that often suggests or stems from insincerity, superficiality, or deceitfulness.

3. (slang) Boring, unexciting, or old-hat.

He recited Hamlet in a glib fashion.

Sandra's glib demeanor is pretty off-putting.

The baseball game today was rather glib; I hope tomorrow's game against the Yankees is more fun.

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Dark Power

The fuel of the Dark Forces, which causes ruin, injury, and pain.

The dark power is overcoming me!

by Kiko December 18, 2003

Evinco

From Latin, "to defeat."

Iuguolo, interficio, trunco, evinco!

by Kiko December 16, 2003

eggshen

crazy fucking old guy that has a lazy eye, is slunched over, and has a limp

that eggshen motherfucker bugged the crap outta me so i kicked his fucken cane from under him

by kiko March 8, 2005

Koto

1. A Japanese musical instrument with silk strings.
2. Hoyo?

Koto: What you talking.
*radio static*
Kiko: Thiis is my worst definition, to date!
*radio static*
Koto: Ipié!

by Kiko February 3, 2004

Imminent Death Syndrome

A terminal disease in which the effected individual may experience death at any given time, usually within 80-100 years.

Imminent death syndrome sufferers UNITE!

by Kiko December 19, 2003