Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome

A condition in which the affected individual(s) is anywhere from mildly amusing to very exciting to be around in real life, but has no apparent redeeming values on the internet; i.e. typing "lol," using "smilies," and acting as a tardus extremus in the matters of abbreviation, humor, and spelling.

Tommy: Brian seemed somewhat cool at the party last night, but when I talked to him online...
*flashback ensues*
Tommy FArtanyan: Hey, I just added you to my buddy list.
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: who is dis
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: o tommy rite/
Tommy FArtanyan: Are you drinking?
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: wat
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: r u ther
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: th3ere**
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: thrtr*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: godamnit lol
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: THREE*
SeXyBoI-BrIaNafnd4u: LMAO! THERE!
Tommy FArtanyan: G-gotta go!
Tommy FArtanyan signed off 12:30:22
*flashback ends*
Tommy: I guess the screen name he gave me should have given it away!
Kiko: CLASSIC case of Shamberlynn Germany Syndrome!
Tommy: ?
Kiko: *chomp*

by Kiko February 04, 2004

disallowed

No longer permitted.

Using ampersands in usernames has been disallowed.

by Kiko February 02, 2004

Hijueputa

Spanish-language slang contraction: "Son of a bitch."

Tomás es un grandisimo hijueputa!

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Coko

A man who flirts insincerely.

Kiko: Look at that coko over there, scamming all those girls!
J.C.: Uh hur hur hur! We need to get you a nice redhead; you know, th-
Kiko: Silence!

by Kiko April 26, 2004

sinusoidal

Having a succession of waves or curves.

Kiko: What is with you, tonight? Must be one of those high testosterone nights!
Tommy: Are you saying my testosterone level rises and falls like a sinusoidal wave?
Kiko: *fanfare* Acquired new key term: Sinusoidal! YESSS!
Tommy: You didn't know the term SINUSOIDAL? I'm disappointed!
Kiko: I thought you had misspelled/messed-up "sinuous."
Tommy: Damn escrillo!
Kiko: Hey!

by Kiko April 26, 2004

Poit

An all-purpose word, usually used to avoid answering a question.

"Billy, did you do your homework?"

"Poit!"

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Glib

1. Easily performed; non-challantly taken care of.

2. Marked by ease and fluency of speech or writing that often suggests or stems from insincerity, superficiality, or deceitfulness.

3. (slang) Boring, unexciting, or old-hat.

He recited Hamlet in a glib fashion.

Sandra's glib demeanor is pretty off-putting.

The baseball game today was rather glib; I hope tomorrow's game against the Yankees is more fun.

by Kiko December 17, 2003