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Kikotfantan

1. The man of the hour, the deathly power!
2. Former King of the United States of America.
3. THE champ.
4. A secretive jerk whose asshole rating is high amongst stupid and unoriginal persons, and low amongst bright and signature individuals.
5. From the Athanatian language: Child Shadow. (Kiko + fantan)
"That Kikotfantan guy is such a jerkoff!"
"You're just saying that because he moded you, HARD!"
"Shut up."
"Well, it's true..."
by Kiko February 1, 2004
mugGet the Kikotfantanmug.

Yo-girl

A caucasian female who embraces the urban language/lifestyle.
Stupid yo-girl wouldn't go out with me because I don't have a lame souped-up CRX, and can't hang with her loser car-club pals.
by Kiko December 16, 2003
mugGet the Yo-girlmug.

faggin

1. A commoner, especially one that is easily influenced.
Tomás: Man, there are too many people in here!
Kiko: Faggin-slicer, ACTIVATE!
Constable: Stop there, evil-doer!
Kiko: SMOKE YOU, flatfoot! *throws smoke-bomb, disappears*
Tomás: *sigh* How much is this going to cost me?
Constable: Let's you just drop them pants..
Tomás: !
Tomás: Ki-KOOOOOO! *camera pans out*
by Kiko October 3, 2004
mugGet the fagginmug.

act of congress

1. An act of congress; pretty self-explaining!

2. Slang: excrement, fecal matter, et cetera.
Kiko: Well, time to go pass an act of congress!
Choo: ?
Kiko: *chomp* Means I'm gonna take a shit, Choo!
Choo: Have fun.
by Kiko July 7, 2004
mugGet the act of congressmug.

varul

1. One who lacks good judgement, or understanding.
2. One who has been duped.
3. An idiot.
4. One who acts unwisely.
"That varul couldn't pilot his way out of a wet paper bag."
"I was made to look as a true varul!"
"Don't expect anything out of THAT big varul!"
"What a varulish decision it was to leave my wife!"
by Kiko February 3, 2004
mugGet the varulmug.

Coko

A man who flirts insincerely.
Kiko: Look at that coko over there, scamming all those girls!
J.C.: Uh hur hur hur! We need to get you a nice redhead; you know, th-
Kiko: Silence!
by Kiko April 25, 2004
mugGet the Cokomug.

asshole rating

A determinate rating of the level of contemptibility of a person, as decided by his/her peers; measured from 0.0 to 100.0, where 100.0 is the highest/most.
Joseph's asshole rating has been decided: 34.4
by Kiko February 1, 2004
mugGet the asshole ratingmug.

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