Definitions by kidlou

Grot 

another name for a whore/ slut.

You banged Jenn last night? She just screwed me 2 days ago. She is such a grot.

Grot by kidlou December 26, 2010

mud instead of wind 

What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.

I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.

mud instead of wind by kidlou December 26, 2010

Carbunkle 

A spark plug sized turd similar to a dingleberry that hangs off of a dog's ass in the winter while piching a loaf in the freezing cold.

It's freezing out. I hope Rover doesn't get a carbunkle after he takes his shit.

Carbunkle by kidlou December 25, 2010

Will you marry me 

Words uttered by very stupid men while on bended knee.

John asked his fiance " Will you marry me" but after sobering up realized what a mistake he made.

Will you marry me by kidlou December 20, 2010

The Situation 

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

The Situation by kidlou December 20, 2010

Chocolate Bearded Clam 

A black woman's vagina

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam

Chocolate Bearded Clam by kidlou December 15, 2010

FRUSHER EFFECT

GOING LIMP DURING SEX OR BEING JACKED OFF BY YOUR PARTNER AND SUDDENLY YOUR DONG GOES LIMP

" I HEAR STEVE WENT LIMP DURING SEX LAST NIGHT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FRUSHER EFFECT

FRUSHER EFFECT by kidlou December 13, 2010