mud instead of wind

What you get when you think your fart is gonna be air but instead its mud. its a 50/50 gamble.

I tought I was gonna rip a nice fart but i actually shit my pants.
Ah my friend, you got mud instead of wind.

by kidlou December 26, 2010

grenade horn

a horn that used by a guy to warn other guys know that a grenade (ugly chick) is in the area.

Thank God Paulie sounded off the Grenade Horn so I could hide from her before she saw me.

by kidlou January 23, 2011

Chocolate Bearded Clam

A black woman's vagina

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam

by kidlou December 15, 2010

Chicken Strip

1. The space between a male's asshole and his balls.
2. Also known as the Taint
3. Also known as the Gooch

My chicken strip is raw after running that marathon

by kidlou January 11, 2011

In between ravine

refers to a person's anus.

My in between ravine was stinking after eating all that spicy food.

by kidlou December 13, 2010

The Situation

A single celled organism from New Jersey whose 15 minutes of fame are coming to a screeching hault.

The Situation is a fist pumping retard, but my buddy thinks he's funny.

by kidlou December 20, 2010

Grot

another name for a whore/ slut.

You banged Jenn last night? She just screwed me 2 days ago. She is such a grot.

by kidlou December 26, 2010