15 definitions by kidlou

Will you marry me

Words uttered by very stupid men while on bended knee.

John asked his fiance " Will you marry me" but after sobering up realized what a mistake he made.

by kidlou December 19, 2010

the jersey shore

A handful of moronic dopes with IQ's of Dung Beetle's that are making millions of dollars for acting like retards.

Did you watch the Jersey Shore last night? They are so friggin dumb.

by kidlou January 2, 2011

Chocolate Bearded Clam

A black woman's vagina

Shaneequa has a smelly chocolate bearded clam

by kidlou December 14, 2010

Chicken Strip

1. The space between a male's asshole and his balls.
2. Also known as the Taint
3. Also known as the Gooch

My chicken strip is raw after running that marathon

by kidlou January 10, 2011

wind or mud

the toughest decision a person must make when they have to fart. they must decide if the fart is going to be wind or mud (shart). its a risk especially if you're out in public and have no back up underwear/clothing.

i was in the movie theater and had to fart. i wasnt sure if it was going to be wind or mud so i held it in.

by kidlou January 3, 2011

Paulie D

A guido from Johnston RI that is currently on the Jersey Shore. He is a popular DJ on the circuit. A fist pumping dope. It takes a gallon of hair spray to keep his hair up. Should have skin cancer in about 5 years from all the tanning he does. Has no idea how retarded he comes off on TV. His 15 minutes are almost up.

Paulie D and Mike love to call ugly girls " grenades".

by kidlou December 26, 2011

FRUSHER EFFECT

GOING LIMP DURING SEX OR BEING JACKED OFF BY YOUR PARTNER AND SUDDENLY YOUR DONG GOES LIMP

" I HEAR STEVE WENT LIMP DURING SEX LAST NIGHT, IT MUST HAVE BEEN THE FRUSHER EFFECT

by kidlou December 12, 2010