Red River Shootout

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.
Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.
by Kevin July 28, 2004
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cloth

used toilet paper after wiping a dirty anus, quite gross.
flushed my cloth but it clogged.
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it is another word for a wang, dong, etc. . .
Timmy looked at Ol' Mr. Platypus that walks with a limp for hours last night.
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indeed

Kevin's Word, no one else, never.
Me: Indeed.
You: Oh really now?
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dogballs

An expression of supreme frustration and/or ridicule with a situation, or person that is unaware of their total ineptitude.

This term may be masked, for greater hilarity to those parties aware of the dig, with a reference to your friend "Doug Balz."
"You should come to this party tonight--I think it will be cool."

"dogballs to that."

or

"Do you mind if I invite my friend Doug Balz?"
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kremit

stoned versiom of kermit.(from insane clown posse's infamous song.)
Hey kremit... hahaha did you just call me kremit, yeaaaaaaaaah, were stoned!
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Weeble

the shit nuggets that get caught in your ass hair
i have weebles
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