Masturshit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet taking a shit to save time.

I had to leave the house in 15 minutes so i masturshitted and killed two birds with one stone.

by Kevin March 21, 2008

baroni

a teacher lacking intelligence and street smarts usually teaches computer graphics

that teachers a fuckin baroni

by kevin December 09, 2003

pubarincy

having an extreamly hairy pubic reigon.

your pubarincy levels are at about a 29, were gonna need you at about a 3.

by Kevin April 15, 2003

Arbitrarism

n. Similar to agnosticism, a religion/philosophy that says that there is no omnipotentent god, but a force that controls true chance, not simply the roll of a die, since there are physical factors on that, but true randomness that no physical force could control. This pure randomness is very hard to find and may stretch farther than the creation of the universe.

The Arbitrarite was deep in thought, trying to find true randomness.

by Kevin March 03, 2005

White Trash Princess

A female of caucasian decent. Normally found in trailor parks, very small towns, or working at Wal-Mart. Must either by attractive in a white trash way or at one time was attractive, but due to a diet of beer and fried chicken, no longer is.
She usually has the best trailor in the park.

"Hey Bubba, that Billy-Jean is one fine white trash princess. If we were closer related I'd hit that."

by Kevin June 16, 2006

B138

Bird 138 "Codename Chicken." 138th iteration of bird engineering by KFC.

It's top secret, B138.

by kevin October 27, 2003

stealth mode

Taking the cover of the Ti-83 calculator and, instead of sliding it all the way on the back of the unit, placing it at a 100 degree angle from the unit. John McClintock does this.

John McClintock Stealth Mode

by Kevin February 16, 2004