kevin's definitions

MTV

A shitty TV station (I use that term LOOSELY, as they can't even be called TV, they're that bad) that tries to dictate what is "cool" and what isn't by brainwashing the world's youth. They show only 2 hours of "music" at MOST (and it's all crap), and the rest of the time they show "reality" TV. What's so real about living in a $4 million mansion with nothing to worry about but 6 other whiny teenagers yelling over bullshit (the "Real" World)? They took all their good shows off the air (Beavis & Butthead, Celebrity Deathmatch, etc.) and their one good show (Jackass) belongs on Comedy Central.

by Kevin September 2, 2003

puwet

rooting to the filipino word ass meaning the buttox

damn daven you got a nice puwet

kevin im gonna kick you fuckin puwet

by kevin August 8, 2004

SOS

Summer Of Sam

Have you seen Summer of Sam??

by Kevin May 1, 2006

wide-set vagina

A person that has a vagina that is really big and can fit two tampons in it.

Ben said that girl had a wide-set vagina.

by Kevin May 4, 2004

burnt weaner

When you wack off to hard and chafe your dick.

Dude, last night I jacked off so hard I got a burnt weaner.

by Kevin February 25, 2005

chunged

When your face turns red after drinking alcohol.

Damn look at Andy. He's chunged!

by kevin September 6, 2003

stooge

a dumb person

that guy is such a stoog

by kevin January 5, 2003